Happy Halloween! Uncle Joey and Unky Chris are back for episode 29 of the Awkward Uncles Podcast, where they explain life poorly.This week:

• Weekly updates: Hockey wins and a humbling loss, darker evenings, and Joey's trip to Utah for his sister's windy mountainside wedding. He also took a boat tour of the Great Salt Lake, which averages only about 4.5 feet deep, and the guys talk about sea monkeys and the Bonneville Salt Flats.
• What's Annoying Me: The guys are annoyed by the NHL trade-request drama, including Kucherov's contract standoff with the Lightning. They also cover the Larkin situation in Detroit.
• Trivia: Can you name the top ten scorers in Lightning history? Chris takes a swing at it.
• Uncle's Court: Joey presides over these questions. Can your spouse eat half your food? Is it okay to sneak food home from a buffet? Is it okay to root against your favorite team for fantasy football? Should you expect discounts from friends who own businesses?
• Fun fact and Would You Rather: The first fully painted goalie mask appeared on Halloween 1970, and it was bright orange like a pumpkin. Then come pillow habits, towel rules, bears and a very awkward gender reveal question.
• Rules or Petty: Six-pack etiquette, parking in front of someone's house, and telling chronically late friends the wrong start time.
• Top Five Horror Movies: Candyman, Shaun of the Dead, Scream, Saw, Friday the 13th, The Blair Witch Project, The Exorcist and the Halloween series all come up. Spoiler: Halloween 4 gets a big finish.
• Dad jokes: Plus a bonus Halloween round of groaners.

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