In Episode 267: Blue Billionaires Behaving Badly, Hector Flores teams up with special guest Nik Gable from Belly Up Sports for a hilarious, no-holds-barred breakdown of this week’s biggest soccer scandals. Nik dishes out clever takes on Todd Boehly’s chaotic Chelsea exit, Real Madrid’s legendary whining over refs, and the Premier League earthquake: Manchester City’s 115 Financial Fair Play violations. Between USMNT youth talk, transfer market madness, and what random (non-soccer) skill Hector wishes he had, the banter never stops. Packed with sharp humor and that true “dumb fan” perspective, this episode has all the storytelling, jokes, and jaw-drops the global game deserves. If you want bold takes and real talk about billionaires behaving badly, you’re in the right place.

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In Episode 269 (Nice): "USMNT Grows Up, Ronaldo Acts Out," Hector Flores and Jose Tellez (Golz TV) bring the laughs and real talk as they grade the USMNT’s new teen takeover, spotlight the friendlies’ breakout stars, and hilariously roast questionable call-ups. The guys dig into dual-national fan woes, why it’s fine to root for two teams, and what it means when the kids outshine Captain America. Plus: Ronaldo’s latest off-field drama gets the full telenovela treatment—with Messi comparisons, epic banter, and no punches pulled. Add Players of the Week, global games to watch, and funny friendship rules, and you’ve got an episode bursting with accessible, clever soccer talk for every fan level.

Catch it on all podcast platforms, Belly Up Sports YouTube, and on socials @InsertNameFC—come for the soccer, stay for the chaos!

In Episode 268: Cue the Ronaldo Drama, Hector Flores and Edward Robles deliver a laugh-out-loud, brutally honest look at the week in soccer from a fan’s point of view. The show opens with Santi Giménez missing sitters for Mexico, as the guys debate whether to panic or cut him some slack—and Hector riffs on the eternal struggle of defending his guy. The USMNT’s 3-0 win over Mexico gets the spotlight, with the hosts breaking down the young American talent and questioning if double international breaks are just overkill.

It’s story time too: from El Salvador’s epic implosion (plus dream “Mean Machine” prison teams) to confessions about accidentally scoring goals, no down-to-earth topic is off-limits. The hosts dig into Tyler Adams officially being named USMNT captain, discuss who really deserves the armband, and swap takes on why Pulisic shouldn’t touch it again.

On the global scene, FIFA and UEFA’s corporate beef gets roasted, Infantino gets clowned, and high ticket prices come under fire. The drama peaks as they unpack Cristiano Ronaldo’s controversial Portugal walkout—was it legendary, or just plain petty? The show wraps up with Players of the Week picks, a rundown of the weekend’s must-watch matches, and a hilarious segment where both admit to soccer beliefs their younger selves would roast them for. Expect sharp banter, storytelling, and takes that every soccer fan—new or old—can relate to. Stream now on all platforms and Belly Up Sports YouTube.

In Episode 266: "Poch Picks the Kids" of the "Insert Name" FC Podcast, Hector Flores dives headfirst into the USMNT’s new youth wave led by Mauricio Pochettino. From fresh, uncapped faces to the drama around dual nationals like Noah Kai Banks and the Diego Luna saga, Hector delivers classic banter on hype, heartbreak, and who just might be the next USMNT star—or meme. Expect fiery takes on fan loyalty, why friendlies matter more than you think, and the honest messiness of building for 2030. Add in Players of the Week, chaotic international fixtures to watch, and a hilarious detour into The Office when the soccer talk goes sideways, and you’ve got an episode made for every level of soccer fan—especially those who love a little “dumb fan” chaos with their footy.

In Episode 265: “Ballon d’OH!” of the Insert Name FC Podcast, Hector Flores strips down the myth and madness of the Ballon d’Or—no bias spared. From PSG’s Champions League dominance to Real Madrid’s trophy drought, Hector Flores hilariously calls out this year’s nominees and questions the logic (or lack thereof) behind the “world’s best player” award. Who’s got the stats? Who’s all hype? Who actually deserves the golden ball? Plus, there’s NFL misery, 5K medal flexing, Players of the Week, and a passionate take on why Borussia Dortmund’s Yellow Wall is football’s ultimate vibe. This episode brings the banter, some genuine soccer soul-searching, and just enough spicy hot takes to keep fans arguing till the next shortlist drops. Tune in for laughs, rants, and full-on football chaos—Ballon d’OH! style.

In Episode 264: Leagues Cup—Still No One Cares, Hector Flores goes full “dumb fan” mode with a deep dive on why the Leagues Cup still can’t get any love from fans—empty stadiums, awkward scheduling, and Liga MX running circles around MLS. Hector also reflects on Lionel Messi’s latest (and possibly final) retirement from Argentina, argues why Messi is still the GOAT, and wonders who’ll dare wear the #10 next. Special guest Jose Tellez brings some Barça optimism (yes, really) as Gabi Jesus lands in Barcelona on deadline day. Add in wild transfer reactions, Players of the Week, and can’t-miss games for your weekend watchlist, and you’ve got a hilarious, no-filter look at why some tournaments might never catch on—no matter how hard they try. Tune in for banter, rants, and all the soccer storytelling you love.

In "Episode 263: New Format, Same Old Banter," Hector Flores breaks down the Champions League’s wild new format—so you don’t have to Google it (again).

From grumbling over lost group stage drama to serving up hilarious real talk about grown adults swiping kits from kids, Hector keeps the banter flowing. Expect spotlight matchups, bold takes on club favorites, a Manchester-flavored Players of the Week, and a laugh-out-loud answer to the listener question: what would you do with $10 million and a soccer club? (Hint: Not as much as you think!)

Whether you’re a footy veteran or just like your podcasts with extra attitude, this episode hits the sweet spot between soccer breakdowns, rants, and fan-fueled storytelling.

Available everywhere you get your podcasts and on Belly Up Sports’ YouTube.

In Episode 262: Chaos on the Pitch, Hector Flores and Edward serve up the wildest moments and hottest takes in global football this week. From an MLS match-turned-WWE throwdown between Philadelphia Union and Inter Miami—complete with sibling brawls and red cards—to the ongoing debate about merging the UEFA and CONCACAF Nations Leagues, no controversy is left untouched. The hosts also break down big transfer news (Barcelona stacking up, Madrid angst, and outlandish price tags), roast the American pay-to-play system, and drop plenty of nostalgia and Sunday league stories for good measure. With humor, insider banter, and signature ‘dumb fan’ honesty, this episode is your front-row seat to football’s chaos and heart—whether you want tactics, gossip, or a laugh about why underage beer showers are a thing.

Stream it everywhere you get your soccer fix!