This episode ended up becoming one of the most chaotic days we’ve had in the underground sanctuary—and honestly that says a lot considering who lives here.

It all started when a wandering Glyph Catcher arrived at our docking bay carrying a wounded unconscious glyph none of us had ever seen before. Zena immediately stepped in to help since she’s basically the best glyph vet on Nibiru, and after stabilizing the little guy we learned something important…

He chose me.

The mysterious glyph eventually received the temporary name Impidra after my glyph detection gun completely malfunctioned trying to identify him. Apparently he’s some kind of unstable Rift/Fire type with energy strong enough to shut down entire machines just by existing.

Which explained why the sanctuary lights kept exploding.

After bonding with a special crimson glyphid marked with indigo symbols, Impidra finally stabilized enough to officially join the sanctuary. Honestly? He immediately acted like he owned the place.

But then Astra made one fatal mistake…

She cooked the new strain of fried Carnivora Bloom.

The second the smell hit the sanctuary every single glyph lost their minds. Aura Beak attacked the food tray, Meerno raided the kitchen, Ignazura tackled half the cafeteria, and Impidra nearly caused another power outage trying to steal food.

The sanctuary robots were NOT amused.

Kitchen privileges were revoked for an entire week which forced us to order HoverDash instead. Unfortunately the glyphs also treated the delivery drones like prey.

Somewhere in all the chaos, Impidra discovered children’s meals.

And honestly?

That tiny Rift glyph may be more dangerous with fried food than unstable energy.