Out of the Vault: The summer vacation continues with another unreleased recording. A hidden video. A bizarre bedroom ultimatum. And the Sunshine State taking its “Florida Man” energy straight to the law books. This week, the Biffs wade into three deeply unsexy messes from Slate’s How to Do It column: the girlfriend who found exactly what her boyfriend didn’t want her to see, the woman stuck with a partner whose idea of foreplay comes with fine print, and the Floridian whose favorite solo pastime is now on the state’s naughty list. You’d think Stefani and Ray were Attorneys at Flaw at Policy, Privacy & Pleasure—but with more judgment, less restraint, and better wine.[Château La Freynelle Bordeaux Blanc, 2023]

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Out of the Vault: Previously recorded and unaired, this week the Biffs read from Ask Natalie. He’s married. You’re pregnant. And he thinks the solution is as easy as hitting delete. Then, your bestie’s open marriage suddenly includes your husband—and no one asked your opinion. This week, Stefani and Ray dive headfirst into the kind of chaos that makes you want to throw your phone in the ocean. Expect enough boundary violations to warrant a cease-and-desist. [Juggernaut Sauvignon Blanc, 2023]

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A mistress meet-cute at the nail salon. A stolen baby name (the audacity!). And a Golden Corral showdown that wasn’t even their first. This week, the Biffs tackle three delightfully deranged dilemmas from Slate’s Dear Prudence column, including: what to do when you and your boyfriend’s side piece go full spy-movie, whether baby names are fair game (spoiler: not if you’re a traitor), and how to cope when your in-laws treat buffet night like WrestleMania. This one’s got all the essentials: espionage, betrayal, and buffet brawls. But don’t worry—Stefani and Ray came armed with side-eyes, hot takes, and at least one grudge. [Famille Bougrier Sauvignon Blanc Val de Loire, 2024]

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