Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.

Originally posted as a written work on AO3:

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The title literally says it all...

Enjoy this short crack fic written by me for Steph's amazing Christmas Crack Collection - A Superfluous Fest.

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Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.

Originally posted as a written work on AO3:

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/65502379⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.

Originally posted as a written work on AO3:

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/65502379⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.

Originally posted as a written work on AO3:

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Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

Warnings:

- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.

Originally posted as a written work on AO3:

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/65502379⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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