This week on The Angry Ginger Podcast, I'm talking about my love/hate relationship with biker poker runs—and my experience on one of my final rides before moving away.

It was a great cause, a beautiful day, I was riding with my best friend, and somehow I managed to win the poker hand with three 4s. Of course, there were two other people with three of a kind—three 2s and three 3s—so apparently the poker gods decided to make the math as fucking obvious as possible.

But as much as I love getting out on the motorcycle, there's one thing that drives me absolutely insane:

Group riding when nobody can maintain a damn speed.

We're in a 70 MPH zone doing 70... then 60... then 45... and suddenly we're crawling along at 30 for absolutely no reason. After the second stop, my buddy and I finally decided we'd had enough and took off ahead of the group.

And honestly?

That's when the ride got good.

We'll talk about why poker runs are still worth doing despite the lines, the stops, the unpredictable group riding, the questionable poker hands, and all the other bullshit that comes with getting a bunch of bikers together.

We'll also talk about the charity side of these events, the auctions, why I decided to put some of my poker winnings back into the cause, and how the night eventually turned into drinks and some questionable karaoke decisions.

It's a love/hate relationship—but at the end of the day, I'll probably still fucking sign up for the next one.

🏍️ Ride safe. Drink when the bike is parked. And for fuck's sake... pick a speed and stick with it.

True Stories. Bad Decisions. Good Laughs.