Comedians Laurie Kilmartin (Jimmy Kimmel Live, Conan, Cis Woke Grief Sl*t) and Sydney Kane (Wife Material, Millennial Jenny, Barney & Friends) join Jameela to see who can out mortify the other.

Laurie confesses to screaming obscenities at the wrong side of a protest, then rewinds to the school yearbook comments that got her shunned for all of eighth grade. Sydney details the make-up shopping spree that ended with four cops, an eight hour holding cell, and her entire college group chat finding out before she did.

Jameela shares her own tale of being ignored at school, the group compares notes on strategically pretending to be asleep, and a Misery Loves Company listener's egg throwing scheme backfires spectacularly.

Laurie brings her stand-up to London's Soho Theatre July 27th and 28th.

Jameela's Substack is A Low Desire To Please, you can also find her on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.

Our consulting producer is Colin Anderson.

Wrong Turns was created and produced by Jameela Jamil and Stewart Bailey.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedians Chloe Radcliffe (The Tonight Show, Command Z, Is This Thing On?) and Tone Bell (Survival of the Thickest, Coyote Versus Acme, Fam) join Jameela for an hour of bodies malfunctioning at the worst possible moments, in front of the worst possible audiences.

Tone explains the fertility surgery that left him with an unfortunate mullet situation south of the border. Chloe dishes on the film et she left almost as toxic as the non-alcoholic beverage she was there to advertise. And a house party takes a turn for the kinky and extremely public after an under-21-year-old Tone Bell resolves not to touch the dirty ice.

Plus, a Misery Loves Company confession involving a Hawaiian party, an airborne bikini bottom, and an unplanned night sleeping pantsless on a cardboard box.

Chloe is on tour now and brings her solo show Cheat to Joe's Pub in New York this August. Tone is on tour now too, with a new podcast with his mom, Valentone's Day, launching in August on iHeartRadio.

Follow Chloe Radcliffe at chloeradcliffe.com

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Jameela's Substack is A Low Desire To Please, you can also find her on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.

Our consulting producer is Colin Anderson.

Wrong Turns was created and produced by Jameela Jamil and Stewart Bailey.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedians Tig Notaro (One Mississippi, The Morning Show, Come See Me in the Good Light) and Caitlin Reilly (Hacks, Loot, I Love LA) join Jameela for a wide open, no such thing as TMI conversation.

Tig's big wrong turn drags her back to a decades old showdown for Sundance Film Festival supremacy against a friend turned rival. Caitlin's starts on an all girls Catholic high school stage (fellow alum: Meghan Markle) and ends at a pool party where a white towel gave away way more than she meant to share.

Tig is on tour now (tignotaro.com) and hosts the podcast Handsome with Fortune Feimster and Mae Martin, streaming a day early on Hulu. Catch Caitlin in season five of Hacks.

Follow Tig Notaro: tignotaro.com

Follow Caitlin Reilly: @hicaitlinreilly

Jameela's Substack is A Low Desire To Please, you can also find her on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.

Our consulting producer is Colin Anderson.

Wrong Turns was created and produced by Jameela Jamil and Stewart Bailey.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedians Dylan Adler (Roomies, Netflix Is A Joke Festival, Edinburgh Fringe Festival) and Sabrina Wu (Joyride, Murderbot, Abbott Elementary) join Jameela for a full audit of who is and isn't a top, the case for Jameela's first fart in front of her boyfriend to be a dramatic rendition of "Hey Jude," and the precise anatomical boundaries of a cat's gooch.

Dylan relives the party that was supposed to make him cool and the recovery backflip that followed, Sabrina reluctantly tells how they resorted to a crash course in Eastern medicine to cure a cat's horniness, and Jameela tells us why she can no longer listen to Charli XCX.

Plus, competitive sleepwalking confessions, a 6'7" boyfriend learning Wing Chun, and an unbothered family of geese on Fire Island.

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Jameela's Substack is A Low Desire To Please, you can also find her on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.

Our consulting producer is Colin Anderson.

Wrong Turns was created and produced by Jameela Jamil and Stewart Bailey.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedians Lamorne Morris (New Girl, Spider-Man: Noir, Garfield), Chris Fleming (Gayle on YouTube, Live at the Palace on HBO, I'm the Mayor of Bimmi Gardens on Adult Swim), and Liza Treyger (Night Owl, Survival of the Thickest both on Netflix,That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast) join Jameela for an episode where the wrong turns involve a CPR dummy, a gun on a table in Compton, and a nude boba emergency.

Lamorne's micro-humiliation is a classic of adolescent sexual mythology, complete with JD Vance-style couch love and a CPR dummy. His big wrong turn starts with a girlfriend's stolen phone and ends with him quietly backing toward the exit while his comedian friend [REDACTED] pulls out a gun. Chris was mid-bath when the boba craving struck. The pick-up not go as planned. Liza was one of the most highly requested backup nannies at her agency until one family failed to warn her about their plumbing issue.

Misery Loves Company: a child psychiatrist confesses what happened when he tried to be the star of his first day on surgical rotation.

This episode was recorded live at the Avalon Theatre in Hollywood as part of the Netflix Is A Joke Comedy Festival

Follow Lamorne Morris (@lamorne), Chris Fleming: (ChrisFleming.com), and Liza Treyger (LizaTreyger.com & @GlitterCheese).

Jameela's Substack is A Low Desire To Please, you can also find her on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.

Our consulting producer is Colin Anderson.

Wrong Turns was created and produced by Jameela Jamil and Stewart Bailey.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Conor Janda (Kevin Hart's Funny AF, Boys Club Comedy, his new hour Side Notes) and actor and comedian Oscar Montoya (Minx on Starz, Encanto, Drag Her podcast) join Jameela for an episode containing two separate threesomes, a case of mistaken Asian identity, and a definitive ruling on which city's population looks the most artificially generated.

Oscar's Big Wrong Turn traces back to a college reunion with two old friends that turns into an unforgettable and very satisfying ambush, followed by a considerably less satisfying morning after. Conor's takes us to Fire Island, where a revenge threesome with a five foot four property manager somehow still ends in him losing.

For Misery Loves Company, a listener's late night booty call text goes catastrophically, mistakenly wrong.

Find Conor on Instagram @ConorJanda and catch him on his current headlining tour across the US and Canada. Find Oscar on Instagram and Bluesky @Ozzymo, and listen to him on Drag Her and Eurovangelists.

Jameela's Substack is A Low Desire To Please, you can also find her on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.

Our consulting producer is Colin Anderson.

Wrong Turns was created and produced by Jameela Jamil and Stewart Bailey.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian, actor, and Emmy Award-winning writers Rosebud Baker (The Motherload, Saturday Night Live, Inside Amy Schumer) and Judy Gold (Not Suitable for Work, Life, Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness) join Jameela for an episode that somehow ends up on the freeway.

Two women with a combined four Emmy Awards and an extensive history of catastrophic decision-making sit down to compare notes on humiliation, and it goes exactly as well as you'd expect.

Judy describes the night she accidentally outed a closeted castmate while trying to be a good lesbian. Rosebud recounts the Thanksgiving she tried to rescue a sunken golf cart on her father's country club before cursing everything with the phrase "This can't get any worse." And Jameela contributes her own golf cart story, which involves the Universal lot, a freeway, and a teenage temp whose career was nearly ended.

In Misery Loves Company: listener Angela takes one bong hit on her stoner roommate's advice before a job interview, and does not get the job.

Follow Rosebud on Instagram and TikTok @rosebudbaker and grab her new book Fully Baked: A Messy Memoir, out now. Follow Judy on Instagram @jewdygold and get her book Yes, I Can Say That: When They Come for the Comedians, We're All in Trouble wherever books are sold. Judy is performing all summer at The Post Office Cabaret in Provincetown.

Jameela's Substack is A Low Desire To Please, you can also find her on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.

Our consulting producer is Colin Anderson.

Wrong Turns was created and produced by Jameela Jamil and Stewart Bailey.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Actress, author, producer, and model Garcelle Beauvais (Coming to America, Spider-Man: Homecoming, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) and comedian, writer, and actor Ron Funches (Curb Your Enthusiasm, Black-ish, Season 4 of The Traitors) join Jameela to discuss the many ways a recycling bin, a mushroom gummy, and a fashion show introduction can lead to public humiliations.

Garcelle once cost herself a major modeling contract by asking a question you should never, ever ask a woman. Ron arrives with a curated menu of humiliations - one fight story, two poop stories, one involving a famous person - and Jameela insists on all of them. Ron's Big Wrong Turn involves Eric Andre's birthday, a first-time mushroom experience, and one bathroom for the entire house party.

Jameela shares her own psychedelic disasters, including a Bjork concert that nearly killed her, and a hotel encounter with one of the Franco brothers that looked considerably worse from the outside. Plus: Ron accidentally drugs his mom, and she emerges a completely different woman.

In Misery Loves Company, listener Violet describes the day she shared lemonparty.org (don't look it up) on a company-wide call and somehow kept her job.

Ron is touring the UK, Netherlands, New York, and Boston, catch him at ronfunches.com. Garcelle's audiobook Protecting My Peace at All Costs is on Audible now.

Jameela's Substack is A Low Desire To Please, you can also find her on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.

Our consulting producer is Colin Anderson.

Wrong Turns was created and produced by Jameela Jamil and Stewart Bailey.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.