It's time for the 3rd annual How I Met Your Monster Halloween Monster Ranking! We've each ranked the 25 movie monsters that we've met since last Halloween, and compiled them into one definitive list for one hell of an episode. Who will come out on top? The Terminator? Jason Voorhees? Dr. Caligari? Tune in to find out which movie monsters take home the top spots in the 2025 How I Met Your Monster Halloween Monster Ranking!

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Wrapping up our INTERNATIONAL EEKS triple feature, we’re checking in at the Seven Doors Hotel with screenwriter Eric Miller to meet the very essence of Hell itself in THE BEYOND, starring Catriona MacColl, Cinzia Monreale, David Warbeck, Veronica Lazar, Giovanni De Nava, Laura De Marchi, Maria Pia Marsala, and Antoine Saint-John as Schweik.

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Continuing our INTERNATIONAL EEKS triple feature, we’re meeting the soulless serial killer, Kyung-chul, in I SAW THE DEVIL, starring Lee Byung-hun, Choi Min-sik, Oh San-ha, Jeon Gook-hwan, Choi Moo-sung, Kim In-seo, Cheon Ho-jin, and Kim Yoon-seo.

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While you patiently wait for our INTERNATIONAL EEKS triple feature to continue, we'd like to present you with a BONUS episode from our friends over at THE NIGHTMARE TRIALS podcast! They've put 3 episodes of the popular horror drama into one package for us to share with you today (including one of their Patreon episodes)! So enjoy this special bonus and make sure to follow The Nightmare Trials wherever you're listening to this podcast!

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We’re kicking off our INTERNATIONAL EEKS triple feature with Andrzej Żuławski’s 1981 cult classic Possession. Sam Neill and Isabelle Adjani’s infamous Berlin breakdown becomes the backdrop for one of cinema’s strangest monsters—a slimy, seductive tentacled being. We dig into the film’s 6 monster reveals, the unforgettable subway scene, the Cold War paranoia beneath the story, and how themes of love, control, and identity feed into the horror. In our conversation on Possession, we found a great balance of serious analysis and our usual off-the-rails banter. From James Bond to human dildos, we explore what makes this monster introduction so disturbing and iconic.

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Wrapping up our KILLER COMICS triple feature, we’re hopping on a bicycle in a sleepy seaside town to meet a transmutative, parasitic cosmic force in Junji Ito’s manga adaptation UZUMAKI, starring Eriko Hatsune, Fhi Fan, Ren Osugi, Keiko Takahashi, Masami Horiuchi, Sadao Abe, and Hinako Saeki.

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Wrapping up our KILLER COMICS triple feature, we’re going all in on Christian blood magic with special guest Michael Varrati to meet the cartoonishly chaotic Collector in TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT, starring Jada Pinkett Smith, William Sadler, Billy Zane, CCH Pounder, Thomas Hayden Church, Dick Miller, Brenda Bakke, Charles Fleischer, and John Kassir as the voice of the Crypt Keeper.

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Today, we kick off our KILLER COMICS triple feature with Stephen Norrington’s cinematic showcase of sunburnt suckheads. The blood sprinklers are spraying, the daywalker is slaying, and we’re trying to figure out why Blade has a blade, but Whistler never whistles, as we hop into a 1968 Dodge Charger to meet Deacon Frost and his raving legion of bloodthirsty vampires in BLADE, starring Wesley Snipes, Stephen Dorff, Kris Kristofferson, N'Bushe Wright, Donal Logue, Udo Kier, and Traci Lords.

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