Episode 6: Newport, New Problems (But Make It Unhinged)

We're back, and this week the girls trade their regular chaos for a historic Newport mansion — because apparently 29 bedrooms and a metal detector aren't overkill. That's right, Alicia shows up to one of the most prestigious estates in Rhode Island with a metal detector and New Balance sneakers, swinging for diamonds in her tea party dress. She found nothing. We respect the commitment.

Speaking of the tea party — Alicia goes full unhinged hostess mode: pink gloves and porcelain dolls, while Liz brings personalized masks for every woman with a little "note" that is aggressively passive-aggressive. Kelsey gets a giant showgirl feather situation. Ashley gets... a metallic slab that covers her entire face. Draw your own conclusions.

Then it's time to unmask (literally) and share your deepest secrets. Joellen reveals her mom sent her to a behavioral program. Liz reveals her mom passed away when she was a teen. Ashley reveals... that someday, someone she loves might die. And then she cries about it. Liz says "Okay." They move on.

Meanwhile, Kelsey is officially out of her relationship, Liz shows up with a compass and best-friend energy, and Rosie is accused of lying about her square footage — the real crime of the century. The episode ends with Rosie dropping the mic: "Kelsey has none of that."

We love this show. We're not okay. See you next week.

Housewives, Goss & Glitter – Season 1 Episode 5: Schooner or Later (We Were Right About Brian)

Grab your Wheat Thins and a glass of champagne, because this week on the boat that may or may not be pronounced "schooner," EVERYTHING fell apart.

We're recapping Real Housewives of Rhode Island Episode 5, and buckle up because: Kelsey finally snaps on Rosie over an Instagram post that has somehow become a federal crime. Brian removes his wedding ring, blames his mom's hospitalization, shows up to a polo match, and somehow still manages to make it worse. Rulla insists a damning text conversation is "AI-generated" — while simultaneously admitting she has a GPS tracker in Brian's car. And poor birthday boy Jack just wanted a nice day on the water. He did not get that.

We also discuss: boat chic fashion inspo, whether anyone in Rhode Island has ever met a stranger, and the Newport mansion that is apparently just someone's house.

Brian is the worst. We cannot stress this enough.

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RHORI Episode 3 is serving drama, and we’re breaking it ALL down on Housewives, Goss & Glitter 💋✨

Ashley (our host) is back with a hot take on Rulla’s marriage and possible divorce—are the cracks already showing?!

👀 Plus, we’re diving into the vibe check: does Housewife Ashley embody that Coastal New England preppy aesthetic better?, She doesn't carry the same vibes as Alicia and Liz.

We also get into Alicia’s fabulous circle (yes… those “friends” 😏), and Gerry’s Studio 54–themed birthday bash that turns into pure Housewives chaos 🪩🔥

Cheating rumors, party drama, shifting alliances—Episode 3 is doing the most, and so are we.

🎧 Tune in now for the full recap, tea, and unfiltered opinions!

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