This week @ema.jones unpacks the recent news of The Osefo's fraud charges and Aaron Phyper's spousal abuse arrest.

This episode also features: Stacey Rusch's lies, Julia Lemigova as a liar and a cheat, Angie Katsanevas and Lisa Barlow's need to have the final word.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Black Moon Lilith

💫 Libra vibes

💫 Uranus's influence

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

Bravo News 7:03

RHOP 15:48

RHOSLC 21:16

RHOM 28:11

Work with Emma: www.emajones.com

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

House of Bravo turned three last week and this week @ema.jones is back to break down the astrology of the RHOSLC taglines one-by-one.

This episode also features: Guerdy and Adriana De Moura's diva finale moments, the hypocrisy of Tamra Judge, Heather Dubrow's comedic potential, and Lisa Barlow's many lawyers.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Transit build up and residual energy

💫 Saturn in Aries + Cancer

💫 The airiness of Air signs

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

RHOC 4:50

RHOM 11:11

RHOSLC 13:53

Work with Emma: www.emajones.com

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones explores Gretchen Rossi + Slade Smiley's financial dynamic, and looks at the transits hitting Jen Shah this week as a clip surfaces of Andy Cohen claiming she will never return to Bravo.

This episode also features: Adriana de Moura's peter pan syndrome, Whitney's failed business venture, and Slade's propensity for dissing the housewives.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Karmic Placements

💫 2nd + 8th Houses

💫 Retrograde Mars

💫 Jupiter + Gemini's youthful nature

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

Jen Shah Transits 4:25

RHOSLC 7:49

RHOC 10:11

RHOM 22:36

Work with Emma: www.emajones.com

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones continues to unpack the dynamic between our new favorite frenemies Alexia Nepola and Stephanie Shojaee and explores the ecliptic ties to Karen Huger's time behind bars.

This episode also features: a breakdown of September's eclipses, Gina Kirschenheiter's refreshing friendship with her ex-husband's new wife, and Kiki Barth's family wound.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Pisces / Virgo Eclipse season

💫 Black Moon Lilith

💫 Saturn conjunct Black Moon Lilith Synastry

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

Karen's Prison Release 14:06

RHOC 17:28

RHOM 22:36

Work with Emma: www.emajones.com

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones examines the religious overtones of RHOC in the franchise's chart and unpacks the oppositional energetics between Alexia Nepola and Stephanie Shojaee.

This episode also features: Emily Simpsons's innate wiring to "speak the truth", Tamra Judge's "tough time", and a connection between long-time frenemies Marysol Patton and Adriana De Moura and RHOM's newest frenemies.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Pisces and spirituality

💫 Air signs and information

💫 Cardinal energy

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

The Astrology of August

RHOC 9:42

RHOM 20:22

Work with Emma: www.emajones.com

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones explores the destined friendship between Ariana Biermann + Riley Burruss, and breaks down the charts of two newbie housewives— Angela Oakley and Stephanie Shojaee.

This episode also features: Guerdy putting Julia on blast and Katie Ginella's low vibe energy.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Mars' role in communication

💫 Natal Cazimis

💫 New Moon babies

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

RHOA 5:46

RHOC 10:23

RHOM 14:21

Next Gen NYC 23:00

Work with Emma: www.emajones.com

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones explores the synastry of two captivating couples confusing connections— Shannon Storm's attraction to Earl the Pearl and why Alexia Echevarria can't quit Todd Nepola.

This episode also features: Brit Eady + Shamea Morton through their Mars placements (both at 0° Libra), Drew's lack of a poker face, and an exploration of planetary dignities.

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Planetary Dignities

💫 Jupiter in Cancer

💫 Mars in Cancer

💫 Taurus energy in Love

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

RHOA 14:59

RHOM 24:17

The Love Hotel 34:41

Work with Emma: www.emajones.com

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.

This week @ema.jones is back to recap Bravo news and shows from the week with a focus on the recent Mercury Cazimi in Gemini that has brought news of new (and old) bravo-lebrities returning to our screens and the housewives universe.

This episode also features: Luann's loyalty in love, why Gizelle was never going to find love on this show, and the most and least valuable players on Summer House this season.

Make sure to subscribe and follow along on instagram @thecosmicclubhouse so you don't miss the next two installments of this series!

👩‍🏫 Educational topics explained in this episode:

💫 Jupiter at 29 degrees Gemini

💫 Pluto Sun conjunction

💫 Mars / Pluto Conjunction

⏱ Time Stamps ⏱

Paige Desorbo's Exit 10:53

Rachel Zoe Joins RHOBH 12:33

Monique Samuels Returns 16:54

Summer House 20:26

Love Hotel 25:30

Work with Emma: www.emajones.com

📍 @thecosmicclubhouse

Disclaimer: This material is educational and for entertainment purposes. We are not in the business of making predictions, however, we speak to astrological transits and the possibilities that may play out. Opinions and predictions voiced on this podcast are based on publicly sourced information and editing put forth by the Bravo network.