Your favorite hot messes are back this week with a strangely coincendentally themed episode. Taylor and Shawn learn all about Bad Tattoos, Purses that cross a thin line between fashion and pornography. Shawn tells us a story about how NOT to get married and we finish off in one of our favorite ways... giving the worst advice possible. lets get messy!!

We're back with a very special episode we're calling the #fixshawn Tay-Tay Show. We're giving Shawn a little break so he can weigh in on quite possibly the worst and yet somehow the most hilarious way to try to commit murder, while also not committing murder. Some police departments around the country won Valentines Day in the most epic fashion. And, it's the return of strange foods from around the world. Not really spicy, just some "snacks" that we're only gonna try once. All this and the crazy rants you've come to expect. Make sure to like and subscribe and send us your crazy stories at hotmessespod@gmail.com

Wow messies, We had a problem with this recording session and lost our pro audio so this was recorded with an iphone. The good news is, it's TOO good to goto waste so we did what we could. It's throwbacks galore as Kim K makes her way back onto our podcast, We learn about the messiest marriage ever and even messier gender reveal party. Shawn and Taylor discuss who's the hottest mess in a new version of Am I The Hotmess. lastly we've updated our game of Guess The Mess and you're gonna want to find out who these mystery celebrity Hot Messes are.

If you're playing our "B-Hole" drinking game, we recommend you NOT take shots during this episode. It starts off friendly with a gift from Amanda's Trinkets who we talked about in Episode 4, and it just goes down hill from there. Thankfully, Taylor learns a lot of new words in the process.

Happy New Year! Your favorite Hot Messes are back with a brand new epsiode in our new Bi-Weekly format. We're back to talking about Australia again and we're not sure what's going on down under. Taylor tells us about the worst possible way to celebrate National Syrup Day and we just can't stop giving out messy advice. Be advised, this epsiode contains sexually explicit material so, maybe don't listen around your kids.

It's our last show of the year and we've brought the mess! Taylor and Shawn both learn new names for facial wear. Hot Goss gets a little too close home thanks to a caller on local radio station #DC101 and lastly, have you ever had a freeze dried grape? How about a freeze dried jalapeno? Shawn almost loses it, but instead, becomes a beautiful high soprano. Happy Holidays Messies, we'll see you in the new year with more messy episodes filled with the wildest stories, games and challenges we can google!

Sorry we've been away, we've been nursing a wicked hangover after that last episode! But we're back with some new stories about life, about love, about pubic hair. Shawn has some life updates and discusses and new Guinness Book world record. We finish up this brand new epsiode answering some email from our Messies! Buckle up bitches, the Hot Messes Podcast is back for Season 2!!!

Buckle Up! It's our 21st episode which means we are celebrating the only way we know how.... getting messy drunk! We're making so many bad decisions and Murphy is just happy to be back on the podcast.

Note: Murphy was NOT given any alcohol during the filming of this podcast and no animals were harmed in the making of this episode. We think.