Your favorite hot messes are back this week with a strangely coincendentally themed episode. Taylor and Shawn learn all about Bad Tattoos, Purses that cross a thin line between fashion and pornography. Shawn tells us a story about how NOT to get married and we finish off in one of our favorite ways... giving the worst advice possible. lets get messy!!

We're back with a very special episode we're calling the #fixshawn Tay-Tay Show. We're giving Shawn a little break so he can weigh in on quite possibly the worst and yet somehow the most hilarious way to try to commit murder, while also not committing murder. Some police departments around the country won Valentines Day in the most epic fashion. And, it's the return of strange foods from around the world. Not really spicy, just some "snacks" that we're only gonna try once. All this and the crazy rants you've come to expect. Make sure to like and subscribe and send us your crazy stories at hotmessespod@gmail.com

Wow messies, We had a problem with this recording session and lost our pro audio so this was recorded with an iphone. The good news is, it's TOO good to goto waste so we did what we could. It's throwbacks galore as Kim K makes her way back onto our podcast, We learn about the messiest marriage ever and even messier gender reveal party. Shawn and Taylor discuss who's the hottest mess in a new version of Am I The Hotmess. lastly we've updated our game of Guess The Mess and you're gonna want to find out who these mystery celebrity Hot Messes are.