"We love premarital sex!"

The Horror Bulls are thawing out Jason Voorhees 445 years in the future for the Friday the 13th that finally said the quiet part out loud: there was nowhere left to go but space.

We're getting into the liquid nitrogen kill, the holodeck Crystal Lake, David Cronenberg dying four minutes in, Kane Hodder's last ride in the mask, and the chrome-plated upgrade New Line put right on the poster.

ASSIGNMENT: Jason X (2001)

PROFESSOR: Jim Isaac

CLASS ROSTER: Kane Hodder, Lexa Doig, Lisa Ryder, Chuck Campbell, Peter Mensah

PREREQUISITE (our trailer reaction): https://youtu.be/vwTFjvcaXLI

Theme music: Pumpkin Demon by WinnieTheMoog

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"Terror never rests in peace."

The Horror Bulls are back in Haddonfield for the one where Michael Myers stops being the boogeyman and starts answering to a Druid cult, with a very young Paul Rudd, credited as Paul Stephen Rudd, as a grown-up Tommy Doyle with a bedroom wall you'd want to report to someone.

We're digging into the Thorn mythology, Donald Pleasence's final turn as Dr. Loomis, the reshoots that rewrote the third act, and the Producer's Cut fans still argue about.

ASSIGNMENT: Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

PROFESSOR: Joe Chappelle

CLASS ROSTER: Donald Pleasence, Paul Rudd, Marianne Hagan, Mitch Ryan, J. C. Brandy

PREREQUISITE (our trailer reaction): https://youtu.be/jlQzgsJVVJ0

Theme music: Pumpkin Demon by WinnieTheMoog

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"Shut up and let me go."

The Horror Bulls are doing something new: reviewing a short made by one of our own. Longtime listener Tim Means wrote, directed, and produced a backyard B-movie about a lonely housewife, a husband who's never home, and a shed he guards like a bank vault.

We're getting into the practical gore, a cigarette ad David Lynch would adore, a dinner scene with no monster in it, and what's waiting under that ski mask.

EXTRA CREDIT: The Night of the Lurker (2026), a short film by Timothy Means

CLASS ROSTER: Brianna Means, Timothy Means

WATCH IT: https://youtu.be/k4dpCugNwBU

Theme music: Pumpkin Demon by WinnieTheMoog

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