We know why men hate women, and it either has to do with the NFL or ladies being super tiny. We have a whole gym-bro breakdown and a pantsless yoga teacher. Plus: the wildest new friend group we've made yet (Tampa people, what is wrong with you??), the most dangerous left turn known to man, and a very important reminder that anger is an emotion and we're allowed to have it.

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How to break up in 5 minutes:

1. Start a podcast with your bestie 4 years ago
2. Talk about every aspect of your life and your feelings and life decisions.
3. Release the episode before you have a tough conversation with your husband not knowing he will listen to it.
4. Take a 5 minute walk in the park with your husband - guess how it goes from there.

Lindsay is feeling every emotion simultaneously, cried on the treadmill, and is figuring out laundry for the first time.

Chelsea made the same bed ten times for a NASA sheets campaign and she wants to borrow the rubber ducky vibrator, but that seems wrong.

And nobody in the Barbie Dream House is making dinner and everyone's thriving.

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A psychic, a nipple, and six days of radio silence.

Lindsay takes her first solo vacation. The psychic says full-time podcaster by end of year and rich in three. All while she accidentally flashes her nipple in a reel. Chelsea gains 2,500 followers. Chelsea is embracing the UGC life, kinda. The Cyber house has a nature trail and no TV. Everyone's snowglobe is shaken up.

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Lindsay just had her first therapy session, and it did not go the direction you'd expect. She's feeling a "solid friendship vibe" with her husb and her therapist says to shut down feelings and stick to facts. He called her in a time of need, Lindsay showed up with Chipotle, quietly packed her Nespresso machine into her purse, ate half his burrito while he was in the bathroom, and left.

Meanwhile Cyber went quiet for three days and Chelsea and Lindsay confirmed the weird energy was real and they talked it out.

Plus: living together quirks, the world's greatest closet, Chelsea doing laundry every three days whether you want her to or not, and what it actually feels like to be alone for the first time in your life.

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Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie.

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02:51 Parrots calling people P*ssies
05:54 Lindsay doesn't know how to buy bread
08:25 Camel Toe vs Moose Knuckle + Nipping Out
11:19 Feminism and Piers Morgan
16:22 MAGA Influencer Undercover Mission
19:06 Fun Game: How Well Do We Know Each Other?
22:48 Feng Shui for your Dead Dog
23:44 We need more hobbies
24:55 Chicken Tendies
26:57 Financial Irresponsibility
28:47 Recycling is a Scam
32:46 Who cares about body count?
34:49 Lifestyle Contracts
38:22 Will Smith's Career is spiraling
43:16 Diddy Trial: People still won't believe a woman

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Besties, we are NOT okay and we are LOVING it. This week Lindsay drops the bomb we did not see coming: she's having marriage issues and an identity crisis, she's moving out, and she is moving in with her partner in crime, Chelsea. Two dumb girls, one midlife crisis.

We're talking 2am doorbell rings, "sad and poor" era, delusional manifestation, and the exact moment we both decided to blow our whole lives up on purpose. I

Grab your ice cream and your emotional support bestie, because this one's a ride.

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Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked.

**ORIGINAL AIR DATE 02/16/2026***

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She's moving out for real this time. After everything that went down with the roommate, Chelsea plays "reasons I'm excited to move out".

Cyber updates, a guy who hit on both of them in the same week, a rodeo night gone sideways, a Nordstrom shoe-shopping disaster that ends in a stolen display model, and a Father's Day email from Chelsea's mom that lands a little too perfectly timed.

Porn preference debate nobody asked for and dating advice from a friend who leads with her credit score.

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