Beavers falling from the sky, Coldplay calling out the CEO & HR affair, revenge is better when it's an inconvenience, and we actually need more hobbies.

01:43 Beavers Falling from the Sky
04:20 Coldplay Calling Out Cheaters
06:21 Thoughts on Cheating
07:57 Left Shoes Revenge
10:37 Lat Marriage
13:54 Gym Class Trauma
15:59 Quitting Pickleball?
17:32 Late Show Cancelled - Hire Us
21:36 Ozempic and Anorexia
24:23 How Lindsay formed her Ego
31:28 Target, Coffee, Yoga, yah!

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Cum dumpsters, BBLs are rotting like garbage in July and the Polar Express is actually a smut book.

00:00 Red Panda Wake Up Call
02:32 Besties Share Laser Hair Removal
04:12 Chelsea Plays Wedding Photographer
05:33 Ocho Cinco / Chad Johnson Dating Requirements
08:18 Lindsay tells all - Cum Dumpster
14:26 Chelsea is a Late Bloomer
20:11 Losing Virginity
22:03 Lena Dunham only casts Ugly People
24:17 BBL Butt Rot
28:54 Unbotched Reboot
34:00 How to Fast in a Healthy Way
42:06 MGK survives off of Coffee and Cigarettes
44:01 Hating on Men
45:36 Polar Express is a Smut Book

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Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie.

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02:51 Parrots calling people P*ssies
05:54 Lindsay doesn't know how to buy bread
08:25 Camel Toe vs Moose Knuckle + Nipping Out
11:19 Feminism and Piers Morgan
16:22 MAGA Influencer Undercover Mission
19:06 Fun Game: How Well Do We Know Each Other?
22:48 Feng Shui for your Dead Dog
23:44 We need more hobbies
24:55 Chicken Tendies
26:57 Financial Irresponsibility
28:47 Recycling is a Scam
32:46 Who cares about body count?
34:49 Lifestyle Contracts
38:22 Will Smith's Career is spiraling
43:16 Diddy Trial: People still won't believe a woman

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Meghan Markle trolls us in the comments (again), the Titanic submersible is one big jerk off, and is the R word is back? Plus, the surprising sex appeal of professional pickleball.

Chapters

00:35 Orca Sensual Massage
01:54 $400 Swimsuit
03:52 Pickleball Smut
07:51 Pro Podcasters and Pickleballers
10:30 The R Word is Back
16:55 Meghan Markle Mean Comments
18:56 Hot Moms are Not Real
21:25 Skinny Ozempic Talk
23:39 Living in Danger on Purpose
25:34 Reality TV Recap
27:29 Chelsea's Pupdate
28:13 RIP Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom
31:27 Jerking off to the Titanic Submersible

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Looking depressed is hot? Aaron Rodgers chose the wrong wife. Meghan Markle can't even choose the right friends (Tyler Perry is accused of SA, we are not shocked), which reminded us about Alex Cooper being sexually harassed by her coach. And let Alix Earle stick to clothes and makeup, not politics.

01:51 Stumpy the Lemur and Lindsay buys a car
01:56 Chelsea's mom is still being a narcissist
07:08 Opera is for classy ladies
11:49 Alix Earle and Influencer Social Responsibility
16:15 Trying to get Chelsea a date
21:34 We are getting a joint checking account

somewhere in between: Aaron Rodgers chose the wrong wife, Meghan Markle - stay away from the SA friends and be on our show, and Alex Cooper is more scripted than we thought

32:14 Honestly Smartless Prayer

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Chelsea has no sex game in front of Lindsay, zebras are high maintenance divas, lip slips from an ill-fitting bikini, lesbian lovers and vibrators on vacation. Happy Pride month!

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00:00 Honestly Smartless is Unhoused
02:01 Ed the Diva Zebra
05:09 Talking Dogs
08:17 Lindsay is a master Haggler
10:03 Keep Your Vagina in your Bikini
14:08 Vacation Sex
16:34 A 75-Year-Old's Love Life
22:14 Chelsea has no Sex Game
25:06 Delulu Dating
25:31 Iraq Inspo
25:31 Lesbian Lovers
36:35 OF Journey

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What is your first stop after your prison release? We will be making our dreams come true of working at Barstool Sports, and with enough money anyone can be hot. Plus, we see a Lululemon x Giggly Squad x Honestly Smartless collab in our future.

Chapters
00:00 – Emotional Support Animals (aka us)
02:36 – Body Image, Diet Lies & Mirror Rage
05:20 – Sephora Hauls & Lip Gloss that Lies
08:23 – Clubbing, Chaos & Regret in Heels
10:55 – What We’re Watching While Avoiding Life
13:20 – Celebs and Trash Talk
15:39 – Meds & Mayhem
18:20 – Reality TV Made Us Do It
20:54 – Consent, Ghosting & Dating in 2025
23:14 – Travel Trauma & Dancing Questionably
25:10 – Flirting, Fails & Delusional Confidence
26:59 – Wrap-Up & Future Bad Decisions

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Ben Affleck makes Autism look hot, dumb beauty trends you do not need, and our new names ae Lil' Oatie + Lil' Dehydrate.

00:00 – Japanese fairy
01:09 – Night creams are a scam
04:05 – Goat's milk gone wrong
08:39 – Unhinged dating stories
13:58 – Hot Autism Summer
20:51 – Chili's is back?
23:22 – AI ads know us too well
24:40 – Hailey Bieber the Billionaire
25:29 – Ozempic is the sh*t
28:19 – Weird social energy
34:56 – New projects

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