All glory to Hocus Pocus! Meltdowns aplenty on this week's episode. No, not an in-depth discussion of Dani's love life, but deep diving into the Chernobyl disaster; the build-up, the fallout, and cover-ups. Along the way, there's dog talk, your usual handful of Simpsons episodes, Rasputin, questionable accents, and the ethics of fancying Gillian Anderson playing Margaret Thatcher.

This week, Dani, Justy, and special guest Oisín dive into the unhinged lore of The Montauk Project, a Cold War conspiracy where the U.S. government allegedly dabbled in psychic super-soldiers, time-travel mishaps, and a monster... basically real life Stranger Things.

This week on Hocus Pocus, it's werewolves vs vampires, which makes sense because Justy's hairy and Dani sucks. Along the way, expect discussion of Sinners tampon storage locations, the submarine episode of The Simpsons, Justy's adventures in Romania, and a few technical difficulties.

Justy's back! For maybe our least spookiest episode yet! This week, your hosts dive into the history of the Kennedys, a super normal and chill family where absolutely nothing could possibly go wrong. Along the way there's Paris Hilton talk, lobotomies, Mexican-Irish solidarity, and a lot of discussion of Dani's new boyfriend.

We’re back! Well not all of us. Justy is suffering in ways too impolite to mention on social media, so Dani roped in her neighbour Justin to guide him through the mysteries of Appalachia, from the Moon-Eyed People to the disappearance of Dennis Martin, the Beast Of Bladdenboro to our old friend Bigfoot. Tangents include: half-naked Robin Williams, Reddit survival strategies, witchcraft vs wicca, thin places, and why are mountains so fuckin' weird?

Welcome back to Dani Hyperfixates For Three Hours... no, wait, it's Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus! This week we delve into the spookiest haunted asylums around. Not literally of course, but if some rich patron wants to fund that, we're open to it.

Along the way, tangents include The Crown, Ireland's vendetta against Thierry Henry, the differences between Irish and Welsh (yet again), Justy farting in front of his girlfriend, and some questionable attempts at Japanese accents.

Spooky szn continues unabated! This week Justy and Dani tackle McKamey Manor, America’s most infamous haunted house attraction, reportedly so extreme to the point guests had to sign a liability waiver detailing the various forms of physical, sexual and psychological torture they would undergo. Cheerful stuff. Along the way, they debate boy cats vs girl cats, just how racist was Jar Jar Binks, the shape and size of Dani’s head and Justy’s hairline, and Dani being diagnosed as medically lazy. Also, in a historic podcast first, Justy gets the giggles.

Tis the spooky season, and so Dani and Justy are looking into the history of Halloween, from its Gaelic roots in the festival of Samhain right up to the modern candy-n-capitalism extravaganza. Tangents include hooring yourself out in Saudi Arabia (be you Bill Burr, Katie Price, or CM Punk), House Of Guinness, Stingy Jack, haunted houses and ghost trains, and Jumanji.