On this episode of Hell Money, we perform the last rites for Ordinals after the collapse of Magic Eden’s Bitcoin marketplace and the end of the easy money era. But is this actually the death of Ordinals — or the beginning of something stronger? We dive into the shifting economics of on-chain art, the role of provenance and galleries, Bitcoin vs crypto culture wars, and the latest AI developments in World War 3.

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 RIP Magic Eden

12:45 Ordinals rebirth

15:15 On chain provenance, galleries

18:00 Ordinals in the vibe coding era

21:47 Is Ordinals crypto or bitcoin?

25:53 Dicey

30:35 Era of easy money is over

36:50 WW3

1:01:00 AI government

1:06:55 Parasite pool mined a block!

On this episode of Hell Money, it's really over this time. Deep diving into the state of the markets, AI, quantum, and the ongoing BIP wars.

Topics covered:

- The state of Bitcoin markets & institutional adoption

- Bitcoin for AI agents

- Quantum and BIP 360

- BIP 110 and why Ordinals still doesn't have a BIP number

- The astrological explanation for it all

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro & vibecoding

8:45 Bitcoin market crash discussion

14:35 Quantum FUD

17:00 Gold vs Bitcoin

19:55 AI agents for Bitcoin commerce

34:55 Hell Money University

37:35 BIP 360 quantum security proposal

44:44 BIP 110 censorship proposal

48:45 Restarting the Ordinals BIP war

52:50 Astrological vibe check & outro

It's Valentine's Day! Answering burning love and relationship questions from Hell Money Podcast Nation. Bear markets are the perfect time to lock down your love life, so tune in for our expert advice.

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro, JD Vance & Erika Kirk

5:07 Big Dicks Anonymous

11:21 Charting Bitcoin in 3D

14:01 Quantum Bitcoin

16:28 Saylor rant

19:27 How much to share in a relationship

23:59 Rob Hamilton

27:00 When to procreate

32:52 Not sure how I feel about kids

34:33 FMK

38:01 How big is it?

38:53 Richard Greaser

41:54 Robot consent

43:28 When to propose

47:08 RSIC mental institution

49:43 Venezuela & stable coins

53:34 Ord PR

54:26 Gay for Raph

55:17 Inscription for my crush

57:05 Karmic energy for financial growth

1:00:17 Craig Wright

1:02:27 Lipo pill

1:04:05 What happened on Twitter this past year?