Will Darren choose the right LAFC player to raise his kids? Can Vince correctly rank the most annoying tactics phrases? Can Travis rank the most walkable cities around the world? No, of course not.

Welcome to the 2nd 2026 Happy Foot Set Foot LAFC Off season key bump presented by the 2026 LAFC off season withdrawals. We're recording a handful of these for our Patreon subscribers leading up to the first preseason matches. Today, we each do a blind ranking specific to us. And it's gut-wrenching.

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For our first Key Bump of the off-season, HaFoSaFo breaks down just who and what are officially ENEMIES OF THE POD in 2026. After three years, this list is now battle-tested through the annals of history, forged in spite, and etched in stone, impenetrable by those who DARE QUESTION US THREE RANDOM LAFC FANS!

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DOLO OUT. 2026 IN. We discuss the confusing, joyful, depressing, ugly, perfect 2025 season and exactly what it means for the club and Dolo’s legacy. We give our season ending awards, our take on what LAFC needs to do in the offseason, and our happy and sad feet for the entire season. Only a few months until preseason! Let’s goooooo!

00:00 Help Darren Keepers' Recovery from a Medical Emergency: https://gofund.me/20977cf58

02:28 Listener Mandated Banter

05:26 Reflecting on the 2025 LAFC Season

19:10 Steve Cherundolo's Legacy

27:58 Introducing Mark Dos Santos

39:58 Defensive Struggles and Midfield Creativity

40:50 LAFC's Defensive Metrics and Tactical Setup

41:41 The Need for a Creative Midfielder

42:28 Fantasy Draft Recap

48:52 Bold Predictions and Season Highlights

51:29 Carlos Vela's Farewell and Listener Contributions: https://www.patreon.com/posts/carlos-vela-king-145335537

58:48 Mailbag and Off-Season Wishlist

01:12:31 Happy Foots

01:22:48 Sad Foots

01:32:00 Happy Foot Sad Foot Peace Prize Awards

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Merch and more at HappyFootSadFootPod.com

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