Count Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy's "War and Peace" is the go-to titanic breeze block read for anyone sheltering from an atomic apocalypse, ploughing through a life sentence, or queueing for a Ryanair flight to Bydgoszcz. Tolstoy largely rewrote the entire novel and planned an equally weighty sequel which just goes to show what you can achieve when you don't own a telly or belong to a tennis club...

Sgt. Pepper reinvented The Beatles, reinvented the album, and reinvented the recording studio as the magician's infinite sound sandbox. It turned on and tuned into the vibe of the burgeoning counterculture, elevated the humble moustache, and ushered in a kaleidoscope-eyed era of colour, cosmic wizardry, and nausea-inducing curtain and carpet patterns. It also inspired one of the most ill-advised cinematic releases of all time...

Welcome to the Grazing GOATs podcast, a format dedicated to all the creative outpourings that float to the top of the critical pot whenever ardent culture vultures tinker with their lists and league tables of genre-defining greatest hits. Before we peruse the à la carte GOAT menu, here's an amuse-bouche of the whats, whys and where-is-this-goings. Welcome, and enjoy!