Week 1 is officially in the books and somehow we already have quarterback disasters, massive collapses, surprise contenders, and at least one fan base ready to burn everything down.
We’re breaking down everything from the Patriots-Seahawks Super Bowl rematch absolutely nobody asked for, to the 49ers making a statement in Australia, the Bears casually dropping 59, Aaron Rodgers’ rough Steelers debut, the Browns somehow finding even more quarterback drama, and a Giants team that might actually be the most exciting team in the NFC East.
And yes, we have to talk about the Chargers — because watching your own team completely fall apart hits a little differently.
So if you missed any of Week 1, don’t worry. We watched it all so you didn’t have to. Let’s get into it.
00:00 — Intro / We’re Back
01:53 — Patriots vs. Seahawks: Drake Maye’s Nightmare Start
05:23 — 49ers vs. Rams: The “Superteam” Gets Exposed
13:03 — Bears vs. Panthers: Chicago Drops 59?!
18:53 — Ravens vs. Colts: Lamar & the New-Look Ravens
24:23 — Steelers vs. Falcons: The Aaron Rodgers Era Begins
30:43 — Browns vs. Jaguars: Cleveland’s QB Problem… Again
36:28 — Bengals vs. Buccaneers: Does Cincinnati Have a Defense
?42:43 — Jets vs. Titans: Wait… Are the Jets Good?
46:53 — Lions vs. Saints: Detroit Barely Survives
49:53 — Bills vs. Texans: Buffalo Escapes Houston
53:08 — Chargers vs. Cardinals: My Chargers Rant
59:13 — Packers vs. Vikings: Green Bay Implodes
1:02:53 — Eagles vs. Commanders: NFC East Wide Open?
1:04:13 — Giants vs. Cowboys: New York Is Actually FUN
1:09:23 — Chiefs vs. Broncos: Mahomes Is Back
1:11:58 — Final Thoughts