Gin, Gdansk & Gays on Crack
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Welcome to What Would Denise Do — aka two gays, a bag of pretzels for tea, and the executive decision to book an entire hat-trick of fitness nightmares—including a Tough Mudder in THREE WEEKS—despite collectively having the lung capacity of a Victorian ghost.
One of us is already entirely plastered on pre-show gin, the other is trying to maintain a “butch” Morrison’s car park aura while acting like Alan Carr on crack, and somewhere out there, a client has stress-shaved exactly one eyebrow off.
The shit show includes:
Accidental marathons and screaming at a microphone like a football commentator
Convincing yourself you are the literal reincarnation of Beyoncé
Getting life-altering career advice from a psychic who probably just noticed a PureGym uniform
Swapping airline nuts for a severe case of domestic passive-aggression
Debating whether "FM" stands for a typo or an arrestable offence
An unhinged obsession with Four in a Bed used as clinical anxiety medication
“Double D’s: Journey to Gdansk” officially up for negotiation
Current status: Drunk since 5:30 PM, accidentally, spiritually sponsored by Aperol Spritz, and ready to accidentally end up in a muddy ditch.