It was 5:15 on a wet afternoon. It hadn't rained, it was just wet. With suspects denying the undeniable, wild sports events livening up the party and Peace Talks in Crete, we have a short and sweet collection of skits and stories to get you home on whatever Friday you're experiencing. Or not Friday, one can definitely enjoy this on a not-Friday sort of day.

Now, to Rome! and an unnamed city with lots of murders! And a sports event!

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Dick Clever, Deny the Undeniable

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever and Pierre Pousson

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson

Thomas Taufan as Cecil Lardbottom

Gavin Jones As Butler

Short Skit, Johnson

Nate Gothard as Commentator

On the Roman Nose, Peace

Nate Gothard as Caesar, Oivey, Villager and Men

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus and Cleo’s Mum

Thomas Taufan as Xerxes, Voice and Men

Linda Chong as Ptolomy and Intercom

Cheng as Men

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

So, there we were, with Regina about to spill the beans, the ham and several different condiments, Ed and Ted trying to navigate the world of mental health and some guy doing Magic onstage. It was an odd situation to be in, but by the Gods, it's what you expect when we're Getting You Home On Friday.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Dick Clever, French Connection

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever and Pierre Pousson

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson and Regina

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere

Short Skit, Just Magic

Nate Gothard as Albert

Ed & Ted, What’s on Yer Mind

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

We're on the streets of Ancient Rome, joined by Caesar, Sensus and a fat arsed.....whoops...Phatinas to look at ways to improve the almost perfect city. We join a chaotic collective of Politicians in Question Time with an incredible Point of Order...and we follow Dick Clever hot on the trail of whoever is molesting Fish Fingers and shoving them into orifices around the city (the orifices belonging to their murdered victims).

Who is the murderer?

What can we invent to improve Rome?

Are Politicians ever efficient and cohesive?

Join us for another episode of Getting You Home On Friday.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

On the Roman Nose, Streets of Rome

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus and Cleo’s Mum

Thomas Taufan as Phatinias, Voice, and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom

Question Time, Point of Order

Hester van der Vyver as Speaker

Nate Gothard as Treasurer

Thomas Taufan as Opposition Whip and Reporter

Dick Clever, Regina’s Question

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson and Regina

Thomas Taufan as Captain Hickory

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Breaking News, there have been developments in the Exclusive School of Welltado as well as other bizarre governmental tantrums. Detective Dick Clever continues to investigate even when the fog comes rolling in and his colleagues are not as helpful as he would like...and Ed has a new hat!

All the excitement, all the comedy, right here on Getting You Home On Friday.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

News, Welltado

Thomas Taufan as News Anchor

Cheng as Jack

Dick Clever, Red Tinkles

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere

Ed & Ted, New Hat

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

It's another Friday and we are hitting the comedy ground running with some satirical political announcements from our glorious PM, some very serious issues in Ancient Rome (Chef has really stepped up their game) and we introduce Dick Clever's latest obstacle in working the Cod Piece Murders; a female partner *gasp*.

All three stories and skits will surely send you off with a smile, maybe a chuckle, into the last of the week and into the sunrise of the weekend. And if you work weekends, well, we hope we brighten your work period. You got this.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Short Skit, Straight Forward

Thomas Taufan as Prime Minister

Linda Chong as Reporter

On the Roman Nose, Windfal

Nate Gothard as Caesar and Windfal

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom

Gavin Jones as Brute

Dick Clever, Petra

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson

Cheng as Doc Prodder

Linda Chong as Pixie

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Children, small, adorable, capable of all sorts of mayhem. Even when fully grown.

Join us for more Dick Clever, Ed & Ted and Short Skits, all full of creative comedy and at times....children. We hope we can put a smile on your dial as we come to the end of another week in this glorious world we call Earth.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Ed & Ted, Kids

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Short Skit, What a Day

Linda Chong as Bella

Hester van der Vyver as Skye

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Preeya Ahluwalia as Child

Dick Clever, Takes Two

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere and Captain Hickory

Linda Chong as Sergeant Kransky

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

It's wild to think that spring is blooming ever so gently on one side of the planet, autumn falling dramatically in the other and the continual season of confusion flourishes everywhere else. What day is it? Why is the year going quickly? Why do I still have nightmares about High School?

We have all the answers to a bunch of questions (just none of the above) in this week's episode of Getting You Home on Friday. Join us as Caesar and Sensus deal with yet another delegation, Dick Clever finds another lead in the Cod Piece Murders and we have another short and sweet skit for your ears to roll over in delight with.

May your week end well and your organs to be untouched.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Short Skit, Organs

Thomas Taufan as Organist

On the Roman Nose, Delegation

Nate Gothard as Caesar and Decievious

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom

Dick Clever, Jurisdiction

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Cheng as Doc Prodder and Kinky

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere, Ben and Jack

Linda Chong as Barker and Pixie

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Three skits and stories to get you through the end of the week before whatever you have planned for this glorious weekend. Join us for more words of wisdom from the Archbishop, some stories about Australian Weather with Ed & Ted and Dick Clever is delivered a hot steamy lead with the hot and steamy Regina (depending on your taste).

Join us for the jokes and quick wit, and stay for the plot.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Archbishop, Potato

Nate Gothard as the Archbishop

Hester van der Vyver as Announcer

Ed & Ted, Dust Storm

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Dick Clever, Regina and Larry

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Hester van der Vyver as Regina

Thomas Taufan as Larry the Lemming

Linda Chong as Singer

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern