Matt and Ivor return from their holidays that varied massively in UV exposure to give a full breakdown of the premier league table. We predict that Spurs have a significantly improved season, some surprise european entries, and a shock relegation. More to follow!

Matt and Ivor return before a fortnight off to get into our early pre-season predictions, including Premier League Winners, surprise over performers, and top scorer (this one admittedly did not take very long). We then go into just 59 seconds for an absolute scorcher, and then end on our dour predictions for the second half.

Ivor and Matt are back to dissect what Eddie Howe's departure means for Newcastle, before discussing what they would have done with FIFA's millions if Infantino's hair-brained scheme went ahead.

Matt and Ivor reunite in audio form only to discuss the hottest transfer rumours this week, such as Vinicius Jr's links to Arsenal, Real Madrid beating the competition to Yan Diomande, and whether or not Liverpool should go all in for Bradley Barcola. We then play Just 59 Seconds, and then discuss Chelsea's unc-based/fifa career mode transfer strategy, and we reminisce over fabled uncs of the past that we think should return

Matt and Ivor reunite after some technical difficulties last week to review their 2026 World Cup highs and lows, such as Spain's glorious win against Argentina and Cape Verde's surprise performance. Some hot transfer goss is then discussed, such as Morgan Rogers' British-record breaking transfer to Chelsea, and then we do a final review of our predictions.

Matt and Ivor discuss England's heroic performance at the Azteca, their quarter final match against Norway, and how Portugal slumped out of the World Cup, as well as a rather tantalising Belgian victory

Matt and Ivor discuss the latest round of world cup games, and go into just exactly what went wrong for Germany. We play a scintillating game of Just 59 Seconds, and then review our very mixed bag of World Cup predictions.

Matt & Ivor discuss England's prerequisite 0-0 draw before the end of the group stage, play a game of Just 59 Seconds about the GOAT debate, and play a game of connections that needed a lot of editing to be salvageable.