In Episode 34 of Weird with a Side of Bacon, hosts Trevor, Stephanie, and Misty share bizarre stories with their signature humor. They kick off with a personal tale about a humming Walmart shopper on a Bluetooth call, then dive into wild news: New Zealand teens accidentally donating weed and cash to charity, a remotely operated robot terrifying a Japanese grandmother, and a satisfying workplace lunch revenge story. Trevor also covers French prisoners shipped to Louisiana and lottery winner Michael Carroll, who blew $27.5 million and happily returned to garbage collecting. Ratings are handed out using their signature bacon strip system throughout.

The Man on the Bluetooth (00:01:45)

A host shares a personal story about a man at Walmart who was on a Bluetooth call for over 20 minutes.

The Bacon Rating System (00:06:00)

The hosts explain their 1-to-4 bacon strip rating system for stories, including the ultimate "BLT" rating for extra weirdness.

Accidental Weed Donation (00:07:06)

Teens in New Zealand accidentally donate a bag containing marijuana and cash to a charity shop, then return in a panic.

The Farting Seesaw Review (00:12:10)

A bizarre and unrelated Amazon review for pepper spray involving a farting seesaw is shared and discussed by the hosts.

A Real-Life Get Out of Jail Free Card (00:19:28)

A historical story about how France populated its Louisiana territory by sending prisoners and prostitutes there in the 1700s.

Robot Terrorizes Elderly Woman (00:29:13)

A humanoid robot, remotely operated by a 50-year-old man, frightens a 70-year-old woman on a street in Japan.

The Lunch Thief's Revenge (00:37:09)

A Reddit story about a coworker who steals and eats another coworker's 50 wings as revenge for throwing out lunches.

Party Like a Rockstar (00:43:33)

The story of a 19-year-old garbage collector who won the lottery and blew through $27.5 million in eight years.

Podcast Outro & Socials (00:56:04)

The hosts wrap up the episode, ask for ratings, and share their social media handles and contact information.