If it's important enough to exist, it's important enough to be alphabetized. Here's our partially-musical salute to the heaviest book in the world.

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Sweden's most famous export, from Switzerland: the Swiss Army Knife.

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FINALLY - a podcast specifically for people who live at 1239 Mt. Vernon Street! Others are welcome to listen in, and consider moving.

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Or, "How to Make Your InstaPot Even More Insta."

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Step in to our surprisingly comfortable exposé of Dr. Scholl, sole proprietor of the shoe insert empire.

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History! Ghosts! Fondue! -- Only a dingdong would miss this chance to innacurately learn everything about this great American icong.

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Safety tips from the most-struck-by-lightning ranger in Canadian history. Please touch metal before entering.

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Our system of VERY organized crime is undercut because Clare can't reach the time clock.

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