Hey Scummers!

Three years.

THREE. WHOLE. YEARS.

Against all odds, questionable judgement, several questionable hobby purchases and an alarming amount of time spent discussing people living in a toxic industrial wasteland, the Underhive Lorekeepers have somehow made it to our third birthday!

And naturally, we celebrated in the only sensible way possible, by making the longest, most ridiculous opening we have ever recorded.

What was originally intended to be a simple introduction has spiralled into an absolute audio monstrosity. It is longer. It is louder. It is more unnecessary. It is, frankly, a little bit concerning.

We also reach an important milestone in the career of Spamuel, who has finally figured out how sponsorships work.

Unfortunately, rather than waiting for companies to approach us, he has decided to extort them into sponsoring the show.

Is it advertising? Is it coercion? Is it an innovative new business model?

The lawyers have advised us not to answer that last one.

Then, once we finally manage to reach the actual episode, we dive into SIX listener lore entries submitted by you, our wonderful collection of hive dwelling degenerates. Six stories. Six slices of the Underhive. Six opportunities to discover that the people listening to this podcast are apparently just as unhinged as we are.

So grab a drink, settle into your hab, ignore the suspicious noises coming from the sump and join us for:

The Ginormogantuanhypermegasodeiversary, THIRD birthday listener lore episode mega scope larger than life, audiographic spectacular.

Three years of Lorekeepers, six listener lore entries, one catastrophically oversized episode and one increasingly aggressive sponsorship strategy.

Thanks for listening, Scummers. We genuinely couldn't have done it without you.

If you have questions, complaints, corrections or suggestions, email us at Underhivelorekeepers@gmail.com.

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