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🧺 Out in The Wash – Episode 7

Funerals, Flash-Forwards & Five Suspects

This week we’ve got arrests, grief spirals, council campaigns nobody asked for, and a Corrie flash-forward that’s turned Weatherfield into a guessing game.

Let’s unpack it.

📍 EastEnders

Anthony’s funeral takes over the Square — and so does Jasmine.

Mo returns with a stack of Zoe’s childhood books, Sam gets her results, and Kat is left begging Jake and Chrissy for help finding Jasmine. Chrissy makes her grovel… but Jasmine walks straight into the funeral procession anyway.

Back in Peckham, tensions simmer — and Jasmine eventually admits to Kat that she killed Anthony before being arrested.

Oscar overhears more than he should. Patrick sinks deeper into grief. And Elaine is released.

Max confesses his feelings for Linda to Lauren — but is this just history repeating? When Stacey comes back, what happens then? And how long can Max and Linda keep circling each other without imploding?

Meanwhile:

• Ian is still running for council (again).
• George and Nicola are expecting a girl.
• Harry and Kojo move back in together… while Harry grows closer to Gina.
• Sam looks set to stay — with some persuading.

Also — 21 years since Paul? I feel ancient.

📍 Emmerdale

Bear faces police questioning — with the counsellor by his side — but struggles under pressure. DS Walsh isn’t buying it, and Paddy starts spiralling as his house is searched.

Moira looks increasingly exposed. Arthur moves quickly with the money. Marlon and Rhona reflect on Ray’s death. Graham continues orbiting Joe — conscience or strategy?

And at the heart of it all: Cain vs Cancer vs Everyone.

📍 Coronation Street

Corrie jumps forward to 23/4 — Swarla’s wedding — and suddenly we’re in full mystery mode.

Theo paying “by the mile”. Will out on bail. Maggie going to the police. A drunk Carl winding up Kevin. Abbie telling Carl he’ll die lonely — foreshadowing? Todd’s money hidden in the world’s most obvious cupboard.

And then there’s Betsy. She’s found a dead body — but who is it?

The five possibilities:

• Carl
• Jodie
• Megan
• Theo
• Maggie

Betsy seems more shaken by who it is than the fact it’s a body. So is it someone close? Or someone we barely know?

Elsewhere: Mal and Bernie. Is there a new Hope forming?

🔄 Soap Swap

This week’s experiment: Max Branning dropped into Emmerdale Village.

Would he clash with Cain? Flirt with Victoria? Try to outmanoeuvre Kim? Or instantly make an enemy of Joe?

How long would he last in the Dales?

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