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Hey there, you bunch of shit fuckers! Y’all like to dig holes and watch a bunch of young nut humpers pretend to be hardened criminals, but they’re actually just a bunch of pussies? Have I got the story for you! There’s this kid, Mumble Gums, or something like that, who mistakenly gets blamed for a crime, and has to go to a work camp out in the middle of nowhere, with little government oversight. (That would never actually happen in the U.S, er, um, yeah, it would NEVER happen here in the US!) Anyways, after befriending an illiterate dingleberry with eyes that look like they’re looking at seven different things at once, he finds himself a little dildo buried in the dirt with the initials “KB” on it, meaning that it was some lady’s special dildo, and there’s supposed to be some special treasure with it. So, Mumble Butt and Squid Eyes go off and try to have a special moment by climbing Buttplug Summit, and learn the special truth about that dildo they found. It belonged to Gangbang Sally, who was a criminal or something because she liked to bang black dudes, which wasn’t allowed back then because everyone was even more racist than they are now. Y’all think Wumbler Adams and Squinty Sidewinder can find the sex toy treasure? Or will they get lost like a couple of blind monkeys humping a gas tank? Stick around and find out while we discuss…Holes!

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