Welcome to the fifth episode of Roll The Old Bones, a weekly audio podcast about learning to play Dungeons & Dragons, featuring silly sketches and comic interludes.

In this episode, Duncan leads Andy through the Lazurian Maze. Playing as a heavily armed Paladin, Andy accompanies brother warriors on a quest for holy relics while assailed from all sides by insectoid Thri-kreen.

Along the way, we catch up with Sidney the Wandering Monster hunting for his dressing gown, and listen to an advert for Spooksavers—spectacles for Spectres. We also peek in on The Dark Lord and Dogsbody, who run into trouble when their pet mimic has babies. Plus, Andy tries on some Wizardly Magnified Mail sent in by a fan, and The Singing Sword fails to impress judge Simon Growel in "Beholder's Got Talons".

We finish things off with another carefully crafted, D&D-themed Dad Joke. Will Andy’s luck hold, or will Duncan groan this week?

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0:00 Opening Theme

0:39 Welcome & Introduction

5:20 Sidney the Wandering Monster

6:00 Game Play 1

27:47 Realm of The Dark Lord

30:20 Game Play 2

35:59 Short Rest - "SpellSpace"

37:46 Game Play 3

48:02 The Mailbag

48:52 Game Play 3 continues

55:40 Beholder's Got Talons

57:31 Game Play 4

1:42:39 Dad Joke Of The Week

1:43:54 Oubliette of Oblivion

1:44:59 Closing music