Welcome back, squires! Grab a cold one, pull up a spot on the bench, and join us for an episode that went completely off the rails in the absolute best way possible.

Here’s what went down on Episode 11:

• The New NHL Broadcast: We open the show discussing the new NHL broadcast setup... is an era of team house broadcast teams coming to an end?

• Upcoming 3rd Line Hockey Tournaments: Pack your gear—we’ve got all the dates and details you need for the upcoming 3rd Line Tournament.

• Beauty of the Week: Big love to our hockey family. We’re shining a spotlight on the DAWG Nation Hockey Foundation Midwest for their incredible Survivor Game, raising $20,000 for a local brother fighting Stage 3 cancer. This is why we love this game.

• Locker Room Bluetooth Anarchy: Think before you hijack the team speaker 10 minutes before puck drop to play indie folk....

• The Late-Game Food Debate Gauntlet: We saved the pure chaos for last with a rapid-fire triple header:

  1. The PB&J War: The PB&J debate got wild—things escalated fast.....

  2. Leftover Pizza Etiquette: Does the box go straight into the fridge, or does it live on the kitchen counter like late-night luxury?

  3. Is Cereal Soup?: A shockingly philosophical, friendship-testing argument over whether cold milk + grains = breakfast gazpacho.

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💬 COMMUNITY POLL: We need you to settle the madness in the comments: Is cereal a cold soup, or are we completely out of our minds?

Tag the teammate who definitely eats 2:00 AM counter pizza!