In this episode, Blanco and Jonesy embark on a whirlwind tour of drink tasting, celebrity gossip, disappearing technology, sports updates, and a legal saga involving a San Francisco 49ers owner that sounds like it was pulled straight from a soap opera. First up, they bravely sampled Finnish Long Drink, a grapefruit concoction with zero sugar and 99 calories, which they rated between 2.5 and 3 out of 5—essentially the drink equivalent of a lukewarm hug. Next, they mourned the loss of voice actor Peter Cullen, actor Tim urry, and Dolly Parton, taking a moment to appreciate Parton’s Imagination Library and her timeless anthem “9 to 5,” which is probably still playing in every office break room. In a nostalgic trip down memory lane, they reminisced about obsolete relics like film canisters, paper tickets, and LimeWire, before diving into sports updates where the Kansas City Royals defied all odds by winning nine consecutive games despite being 11.5 games back—a feat that might just make them the underdog heroes of the baseball world. Finally, they teased future episodes about their favorite Netflix documentaries, planned a fantasy-football draft showdown, and promised to tackle the existential dread of AI safety and robots in a later episode, because why not end on a note that keeps you up at night?