'Sixty seconds? It takes almost 60 seconds to say your name!' 'Oh, how very droll!

'Jan is in the library all the time, why?' 'She is looking for a sapiophile,'

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This short recording is a sample of an audiobook that will be uploaded on May 20th on my second podcast channel, floydsaudiobooks.podbean.com.

Mark Twain's 'Dog's Tale' chronicles the life of a small dog. Though it's a somewhat sad story, Twain gets his point across: that animals often deserve better treatment, particularly those two wonderful gifts to mankind, our four-footed friends, cats and dogs.

I hope you enjoy what you hear. The full version will be uploaded on May 20th.

Floydius-Maximus.

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'Hey, watch out for the afterclap!'

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Please, Cody, manducate, manducate your food!

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Nigel, I'm overcome by your swashbuckling acts of derring-do! For a little giggle, do have a look at the following: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzgS61zgPEg

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The monthly meeting of the 'Ultracrepidarian Society' will be held tonight at 7.30 p.m. Topic: Things we know nothing about!

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Don't worry about me; I'm in a desiderium state of mind today!'

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