Elvis tells us it's time for his underwear "renewal," which he does HOW many times a year?! When do you refresh your underwear stock?

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Skeery sold his 20-year-old sofa for $2,500, which brinhs us back to the infamous “free monkeys” prank.

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A 21-year-old is suing his parents because he never chose to be born and being forced to work for a life he never asked for is not fair...

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Is the “Hubson” the newest lifestyle trend or just a fancy rebrand of mooching? The show dives into the growing idea of sons living at home rent-free while running the household for mom — cooking, cleaning, and handling everything… minus the romance. Is it smart in today’s economy? A burnout solution? Or a dating red flag? The debate gets heated as listeners weigh in on whether this is supportive family living or just giving up.

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It starts with a simple question about haggling at street fairs and hotels… and somehow turns into the show debating life insurance policies, key man clauses, and who’s plotting to push Elvis down the stairs for a payout. From negotiating hair tools from $400 to $150 to threatening cable companies for better rates, the Morning Show proves you should probably ask for a deal — just maybe not on someone’s life.

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David calls in to share his unexpected double life — working construction by day while doing stand-up comedy and running a (very specific) OnlyFans page on the side. From overcoming extreme shyness to finding confidence on stage and online, he opens up about wild custom requests, setting boundaries, and why he does it all for fun — not just the money. And yes… we got his username.

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After spotting a restaurant staffed entirely by runway-level gorgeous waiters, Elvis wonders: can businesses legally hire only attractive people? The show dives into “hot sections” at restaurants, ugly seating conspiracies, Abercrombie drama, and even topless pool marketing tactics. Plus, an actual lawyer calls in to settle whether “being hot” is a protected class. Spoiler: it’s not.

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Makeup on his face? “It’s flour from baking bread.” Hickeys? “Baseball injury.” Sexting? “A ghost used my computer.” Today the Morning Show dives into the most ridiculous lies people have told to cover up cheating — from April Fool’s “mistakes” to allergic reactions and COVID brain fog. These excuses are so bad, they’re almost impressive.

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