In this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, Joe and Ken discuss Joe's previous employment follies — including a stint as a tire tech(??), why little people and gnomes are both terrifying and eerily similar, and whether Ken's officially gone redneck now that he's got a trailer hitch. Plus, Joe's daughters crash the podcast with a sleepover in full swing. And much, much more.

In this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, Joe spills the beans about grandma's in his pants, and horror movies. Ken sounds off on white women ruining sports teams (among other things), and the two dive into funeral songs. Plus much, much more.

In this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, Joe and Ken get into their dreams — Ken's dream is shockingly modest (just one decent pizza joint in South Carolina), while Joe's is... a bit more haunted (we're talking full possession). Plus UFO researchers going missing, Joe's triumphant 50lb bench press, and much, much more.

In this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, Joe and Ken take on young guys foolish enough to bet against the old fellas, out Joe as a full-blown Lady Gaga fanboy, and swap stories on surgery blunders and the universal struggle of having to take a dump in bookstores. Plus much, much more.

In this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, Ken and Joe drag their old man bodies back to the gym, settle once and for all whether knee-high socks are acceptable anywhere (spoiler: they're not), and dive into Ken's many bathroom misadventures — it gets fishy. Plus much, much more.

In this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, Joe and Ken break down Joe's "prolific" martial arts career (and whether he could actually take Ronda Rousey in the octagon), talk about who the new Don King is, and settle the age-old question of whether John Lennon was gay... after he died. Plus much, much more.

On this premiere episode, Ken and Joe immediately try to get canceled by talking about a hot topic issue plaguing the country….Gnome Porn! Stay Tuned…or don’t. We don’t care.