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Montreal comedian Will J. Flynn joins the Drunk By Noon podcast for an episode full of near-death experiences and comedy gold. Will shares how he survived two heart attacks, fought off skin cancer, and transitioned from a warehouse quitter to a decade-long staple of the Montreal comedy scene. We cover everything from the chaos of foster parenting to the unhinged school systems of the 1970s.

• 0:00 – Quitting a warehouse job in 2 hours

• 2:12 – Introducing Montreal Comedian Will J. Flynn

• 2:45 – The back-to-back heart attack survival story

• 4:15 – Health Talk: Cialis, circulation, and prostate health

• 7:23 – The truth about Smoking vs. Vaping & Asbestos

• 10:45 – How a leg shave saved Will from Skin Cancer

• 12:37 – Unhinged teacher stories: The "Shaking Judy" band

• 16:18 – Getting into stand-up comedy as a Father’s Day gift

• 16:55 – Wild Montreal Swinger Club stories

• 19:35 – Growing up in the 70s: Strict teachers & school discipline

• 24:50 – Foster parenting & the FBI kidnapping story

• 26:05 – Fertility struggles and adopting his son

What is it like to be born into a cult in Mexico, move to Taiwan as a child missionary, and eventually land in a French-immersion school in Quebec? This week, Montreal comedian Eman Belanger joins the Drunk by Noon podcast to share one of the most unbelievable life stories we’ve ever heard.

Iman breaks down his upbringing within a cult, the cultural whiplash of moving between three continents, and how he transitioned from a high-control religious environment to the Montreal stand-up comedy scene.

In this episode, we discuss:

• The Cult Origin Story: Growing up in an American fundamentalist group in the Mexican Yucatan.

• Missionary Life in Taiwan: Spreading the word as a child and the "spicy chicken" memories.

• Cultural Whiplash: The shock of moving from Taiwan to Sherbrooke, Quebec.

• Health & Scandals: Why the WHO says cold cuts are the new cigarettes and the truth about the McDonald’s Monopoly "scam."

• Legal Traps: The terrifying reality of Disney+ legal waivers and the fine print we all ignore.

• Comedy: Finding humor in the dark moments and starting a career in the Montreal open mic scene.

Whether you're interested in cult deconstruction, international travel stories, or the behind-the-scenes life of a Montreal comedian, this episode is a deep dive into a truly unique perspective.