Look, maybe you haven't noticed goats, but the Kings of Drink Mountain sure have! They notice a lot of things, if you'd just ask. Things like gobby cheese, the real biologic classification of coconuts, Jackass: Best and Last, and a new fragrance for men. They also don't just notice, but dig deep into important topics like bumping vs. grinding and shapes (Really? Shapes?). Top this academic work with some Braindead Trivia, a special celebrity marinade, and why animals are unfair, and you've got this episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast!

Oh yeah, and there's a drink review too. Whatever.

Dim the lights and break out the popcorn as Josh brings in a new movie game to try! Ben counters with his favorite game, being a di- I mean, a very special version of Braindead Trivia! Up for review today is a fancy low-calorie sports drink, just the kind of fuel the Kings of Drink Mountain need. Fuel to power through topics like World War 4, what sandwiches to keep on your nightstand, the origins of a certain bodily fluid, why the Pope needs his hat and staff, and why you probably shouldn't believe when someone tells you they "watch it for the stories." Plus, the show goes a bit old-school with some top level freak outs and absurdity. Enough to remind you how they became America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast to begin with. Anyway, I would think of a clever way to close this, but why? No one reads these. Who cares? Start the show already!

The cauldron on Drink Mountain has been lit, and the boys have opened their ceremonies for you. Or something. I have no idea what that means. Anyway, The Kings of Drink Mountain proudly celebrate the winter games with a little help from their friend Belle (aka Sprinkle...well, you know) from the Belle and Thobey Show. Check out the olympic-sized laughs and you'll agree it earns a gold medal for hilarity!