The Notes: Cleaning your ears with joy! The 3 Worst Times to Fall Asleep! Fame, do we want to live forever!? Family, or new, undiscovered islands!? You’re their immortal great-great-grandpa, they have to invite you to the cookout! The trip-me-ups and pitfalls of immortality! Bill Shavehole! Good advice for mortal and immortal alike! Kids, always have a clean, new identity on you! Once again we spit on the grave our fallen adversary! The fatal flaw of Applebee’s! A top notch frame-up! There are better ways to get rid of grease! There are very few accidental war crimes! The only war crimes our listeners have committed are ones that can be legitimately explained away, and yes we realize that’s the excuse of a lot of war criminals! @SpicyBeefGaus’s experience handling alleged war criminals! Leave us a detailed message cataloguing your war crime deets! While we don’t condone war crimes, we are shockingly popular amongst war criminals! Don’t look at us, in re: that war criminal discount, that was a third-party discount! The path from ICC prison to courtroom is one Double Deuce long! Let’s take that shit to the Hague!

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The Notes: It may be too late to go out, but not to podcast (we’re old)! Will’s Lawrence Wasteland poem book with illustrations by Kent Smith is out this fall is coming soon! The perfect holiday gift for Lawrence lovers! Nelson uses his powers for good! Will accuses Nelson’s net of excess width! Library of Congress! Bottoms Update! Our Bottoms Expert, Loren Saunders, shared valuable intel and we share it with you! Battle for the Bottoms! Black Nasty should be in the Kansas Music Hall of Fame! Will’s lack of Black Nasty knowledge, as a proud son of Kansas, is outright criminal! The opposite of Showtime at the Apollo! Brunch at the Apollo! Auman pulled a Kramer (not racism)! Don’t be racist, and subscribe to our podcast, in that order! Our guide for a hypothetical racist listener of our podcast to use their local library to become less racist! Popeye’s addict friend! Will’s swimmin’ in burgers! Loren v Wimpy: Burger Battle for the Bottoms!

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The Notes: Guard dog on duty! Don’t use your love to kill, dog! Falling down is bad business! We mortals are but shadows and dust! Cops do be legally lying, though! ACAB includes stripper cops! Nelson’s complicated medical licensing! He’s the peoples’ podcaster, and the peoples’ doctor! Things that piss Will off! The fine art of festival reviewing, managing expectations, and not being a dick! The ball elasticity of youth! Driving in KC! Familiar but fake! It’s just like Grand Theft Auto, but without the car theft! Urban decay vs urban decay renewal! Hit us up if you need a spokesduo, West Bottoms! Karate Samson, hit us up! West Bottoms vs East Bottoms, is there feudin’ a’brewin’!? West Bottoms Side Story: Jets vs Cows! Dr. Nelson reminds you to tend your own west and east bottoms, and what lies between and beneath! Will’s doing a weird eyebrow thing! Double Deuces, I’m out!

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Sorry again for the delay! The Notes: Monday night post-D&D session recording! Bad microphone etiquette! Nelson’s got sound skills! Happys Gilmore! 90’s comedy revival! A possible New Year’s Eve live show!? Will is a 6-hour time traveler! Unaccompanied minors! The bag of fun! Airplane food – it’s so good! The old 2 dinner airplane trick! Rumbling those internal tectonic plates! Will needs an aisle seat, while Nelson is a window man! Meatless meatloaf is a bridge too far! The timer’s betrayal! The Cranberries have entered the chat! Sometimes doing math is like The Troubles!

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The Notes: Loving you like you want to be loved! What’s Nelson’s love language? Tacos! Tacos is a good language! All corn is wet sometimes! The secrets Nelson and Jesus keep! The holy trinity and omnipresence of the almighty means the song “I Think We’re Alone Now” can’t be about Jesus! Have you cuddled your Nelson today!? Nitty gritty cuddling! Will’s love language is hand stuff! Will premieres his new yeah yeah yeah yeaaaaah! Go see Shitty Deal at the KC Fringe this Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday! At the Fish Tank in the West Bottoms! Go to shttydeal.com for showtimes and more info! Coming from the West Bottoms to disturb the stomach of KC! I could eat some Sonic after battling the undead! Young Stephen King sure did love him some cocaine! Old-timey racism, ironic racism, and racism as an example of poor moral quality in a character are all, ultimately, still racism! The golden age of Buddy-Coppery! Let’s not get Mel Gibson started! The tried-and-true idiom of the “dark potato!” Real potato-heads know what Will’s talking about!

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The Notes: Will is phlegmy today! Will’s Tom Waits impression is way too jowly! Nelson’s cat is desperate for attention! Shitty Deal Puppets at KC Fringe next week, see shttydeal.com for show dates/times! A free ticket to heaven and ears full of joy! Nelson’s exhaustive exploration of Biff from Back to the Future! Is original movie Marty McFly a Mary Sue!? Looking for a young Marty McFly! The secret to a good timeline vs a dark timeline is self-confidence! The many dark timelines in the wake of Doc and Marty’s time meddling! Apparently this was the Back to the Future episode!?

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Interstate zoomin’! The Notes: Will is living in the Colorado future past! Will’s been dancing with the temporal devil in the pale moon-time! The eastern Colorado buffer protecting the mountains from Kansas. Midwest DMZ! It’s all prisons and bible radio! Wistful Colorado remembrances! Ryder-or-Die! Ghost town voting rights! Oyster problems and beer flight dreams! Steampunk Conroy’s! Oysters v Oysters: Dawn of Balls! Oysters of the sea vs oysters of the sack! What do you like on your balls!? Nelson’s World of Balls! What them balls do? . . . EVERYTHING! Racist Epcot! Claiming our pound of balls from the Ikea market share! Real Ball-heads all looking forward to that weekly release! Will braved them white water rapids! Trying to buy a suit when you have one big arm and one regular-sized arm! The high-stakes sport of canoeing! Nelson’s World of Balls never closes, we’re open around the ball (clock)! (That’s right, plumbers, we got ballcocks, too!)

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Zoomed last week, second episode in the session bad notes disclaimer! The Notes: Happy Birthday, Will! It’s Will’s birthday, here come the submarines! Bear dick corner! Canonically, that’s Paddington in the Revenant! Will is shocked to learn Paddington has done time! The only panacea to the prison industrial complex is Paddington! Felony pop-up book theft is no joke! The Soviet socialist undertones of Journey’s Don’t Stop Believin’! That midnight train isn’t going anywhere, it’s going to a Siberian labor camp! The Ballad of Ronald Reagan’s head!

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