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  • 539: Butthole Awareness
    2026/03/02

    In person recording, hells yeah! The Notes: Will swallows his own soul! 5 HR Secrets! Stop talking about oral all the time! HR breeding program to produce one of them desert Chalamets! Dune is a cautionary tale about middle management! Chalamet lives on the Cocoon planet! Nelson's quest for the mythical Young Brimley! Brimsley v Brimley! Chubby grandpas packing heat! Lost in the Brimley weeds! Do your own Young Brimley research! Will supposes Brimley might be the young Giancarlo Espesito! Brimley is the Cumberbatch of medical conditions! Tougher US President: Teddy Roosevelt or Harrison Ford!? Could Brimley do an Air Force One!? Brimley ages like a cat! Nelson once again demands the butthole cut! Society's got buttholes! Airing out the ol' butthole! A society with free flying buttholes would make subway travel untenable! #LetThemButtholesFly! Immortality means better buttholes! How do them cocoons handle the chlorine!? An implied ruh-roh! Nelson forgets about Fisher Stevens! Remake Perfect Strangers, you cowards!

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    26 分
  • 538: The Sum of Human Yumminess
    2026/02/23

    Deuce zoomin in the late-night hour! The Notes: We predate the dark times! We're like a pleasant dream before awakening to a shocking reality! How many Brontes!? Why these heights got to wuther so much!? Pining for the lower middle heights! How many Brontes!? Don Bronte! Janice Bronte vs Janyce Bronte! Club Crackers contain the sum of human yumminess! The Sum of Human Yumminess (dir. Ang Lee)! Take a meeting with us Ang Lee, you coward! Sorry England, you have a complicated history and fun stereotypes! A Perfect Storm for a Recipe for Disaster (dir. Ang Lee)! Nelson is distressed but delighted by stealth Shoresy! Nelson's got slings and arrows problems! Shoresy vs Europe or Ang Lee vs Europe! Love-watching vs hate-watching! Will is watching just for the hate of the game! Will's hate-watch picks: Hijack & All Her Faults! Nelson never forgets a Toby! Bad Snook management! Will learns about the good and bad Hanks boys! Will accuses Chet Hanks of onomatopoeia! We both love Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, as per usual! Raymun Fossaway, the Apple-man, realest homie in Westeros! Does Nelson love editing the podcast too much!?

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    27 分
  • 537: Keep Cool with (Jennifer) Coolidge
    2026/02/16

    In person, with special appearance by Ollie! The Notes: Metaphorical divorce! We're healing souls! Hearts vs feathers! Ancient aliens! The threat of Auman! Will's Top 5 Questions! 1) creamer vs stuffer!? 2) What's the deal with that big turn!? 3) Bad time-assassins!? What's the deal with the mill levy!? (asked & answered!) 5) Why did you hurt me!? The healing power of passive aggression! Hell yeah, Ollie! Ollie's Impressions Corner! Jennifer Coolidge, we need your help! Ollie's lunchbox! School gossip! Will is hoisted by his fact petard! Ollie's School Lunch Corner song! Ollie's Double Deuce Corner song! Fighting fire with pure charisma! View to a Kill: the firefighter's anthem!

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    26 分
  • 536: Criminal Horniness!
    2026/02/08

    The Notes: Will walks it in! We're together, in person, and outside! Pom Corner! My Town's Gone Crazy in the News Corner! Window masturbation! British innuendo! Breaking into Munchers! Norwich is experiencing criminal horniness! Private masturbation is still a ticket-able offense (offence) in England! The BBC is the Victoria's Secret catalog of England! Will's British TV masturbation rankings! Super Bowl Corner (this time with accurate teams)! The analytics of Goonies adjacency! The wetness entrée! Defense and Running is the name of Will's prog rock band! Will vs Head & Shoulders! Remember to pull down the wombly whatsit before you gleam the cube! Thermos full of beans! These beans aren't racist, they're delicious!

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    28 分
  • 535: Ain't Nothing Wrong with Wings
    2026/02/02

    The Notes: Near, here, and in your ear! Will was at our old stomping grounds! By not being alive for 9/11, these kids aren't remembering 9/11, and so the terrorists have won! Teen prostitutes singing Journey! Western Kansas doesn't allow kissing! Nelson's lost straightjacket! Are you gonna go our way!? That dang old Dracula! Opium dens! Time travel checklist: 1) kill Hitler, 2) go to an opium den! Opium dens and the patriarchy! Once again, men's comfort is derived through women's labor! Super Bowl Corner! It's clearly a doodle! Missouri neither forgives nor forgets! At the very least we'll have commercials and chicken wings! [Editor's Note: Nelson was stoned and forgot that the Seahawks are playing in the Super Bowl, not the Rams. Still, all of his analysis stands!]

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    29 分
  • 534: 'Splode Hobo
    2026/01/26

    The Notes: We've got a 3-body problem right out the gate! Dead, barren, or exploded! Speaking of explosions! There's nothing you can do about an explosion, kids! Now Will has a rocket launcher, ho ho ho! Will is a real 'splode hobo! Video Game Corner! Nelson's got big 'ol storage! Here's 50 machine guns, don't call me! It's 3pm on a Wednesday, which means the haberdasher is in church! Fletch Corner! Books are horny!

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    31 分
  • 533: Hiddleston's Horny Hotel
    2026/01/19

    The Notes: Will sinks our wagon train right out of the gate! Fording the river of podcast consent! The lies we've been told re: sucking! Snake bite corner! Herpetologist vs herpestologist! Will is enthusiastic about herpes! Herpes is a bad brand partner! STDs are the wrong time to practice self-diagnosis! Oops, it's not herpes! What we're watching! New Game of Thrones, Tehran, and Night Manager! Finally, a Game of Thrones spin-off that doesn't suck! The horniness of Hiddleston, a televisual study! Sports Corner (go Broncos)!

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    29 分
  • 532: Load-Bearing Unicorn Horn
    2026/01/12

    The Notes: Oh guys, it's a new year and the notes are getting worse! Here's the little we got! Will is getting into Buddhism and/or ancient aliens! Chasing perfection! I'm the wisest one *tee hee*! Ancient History Corner! Dogs and cats, living with people, mass hysteria! Sea people got no reason! The evolution, much like the revolution, is still coming! You're under no obligation to absorb any of this! Shoutout Nigeria! Sports Corner! Will is weaponizing his night Buddhism to turn Nelson's clay into sexual innuendo! Melted ducks! If Nelson's unicorn horn falls, so do we all!

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    32 分