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In this Dose of Delusion episode, Jay and AJ unpack the consequences of AJ cheating on his hot barber and ending up with a crooked South Side lineup right before major events, while Jay is drowning in government taskers and bingeing every “Selling…” show like it’s his second job. Sean vs Austin on Selling OC triggers a very real rant about messy straight men who flirt, blur lines, then act like victims when their curiosity catches up with them, and AJ explains his “no blurred lines, just are we hooking up or not” policy. From there, they spiral into BravoCon gossip, Kim K’s questionable acting on All’s Fair, Jessica Simpson’s “is that just makeup?” moment, and close out with Thanksgiving plans, tux vs suit for Jay’s gala and French Embassy night, and AJ demanding full access to Jay’s calendar like a controlling but lovable cohost

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Jay and AJ catch up like two people who survived Halloween on vibes and Amazon Prime. Jay tells the story of him and Renae showing up to a DC house party dressed as “CDC employees laid off by RFK Jr.” with badges so legit people actually thought they worked for the government, then realizing there was a secret costume contest they obviously won. AJ runs through San Antonio’s marathon of queer Halloween events, warehouse parties, drag, and bar lines that were too long for his spirit. Then they veer straight into Bravo talk, dragging Sutton, defending Kyle (kind of), stanning Jennifer Tilly, and using “the morally corrupt Faye Resnick” as a lifestyle. They close out talking about levels of gossip, how everyone says “don’t tell” while telling everyone, and Jay deciding he actually likes being the morally corrupt one.

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Jay swears he didn’t want to go to Boston, and destiny punished him accordingly; with a sleepy drag show, a performer named Frisky Business, and a full-blown lecture for calling someone “darling.” Meanwhile, AJ was playing Acting Manager of the Year, juggling puppy fights, power outages, and employee chaos like a Bravo crossover episode. Between a $35 Hamilton miracle (third row, second-act nap included), DJ gossip, Potomac scandals, and Meredith Marks’ tragic DJ debut, the boys prove chaos is their love language. It’s safe spaces, bad manners, and gay blessings; all poured over wine and mild regret.