2 bad decisions in a row will hopefully be a learning opportunity for Noah Ross of New River, AZ.
He was fired, for reasons made clear in the story, but then retaliated with an even dumber act than the one he was fired for.

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44-year-old Jason Wise went for a midnight scooter ride in Midwest City, OK. The problem was, Jason had been drinking and left ALL his clothes at home.

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An unidentified driver crashed his car through a wall at Kroger in Rosenberg, TX. He did it on purpose, telling police he really had to use the bathroom but the doors were locked. Well, sir, sure. They always are at 4:30 in the morning.

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When a motorcyclist was pulled over for speeding in Manassas, VA, they gave an honest answer as to why they were doing 72 in a 25 mph zone; they were trying to get to McDonald's in time for breakfast.

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Janay Mateo was arrested at the Portland, OR airport after screeners found 60 pounds of marijuana packed in her checked luggage. And that was just the beginning.

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Ronald Wladich from Fort Myers, FL had a habit of drinking-&-dashing at area bars. His MO turned out to be his downfall when he tried the trick one too many times.

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67-year-old Lorraine Wilkerson was arrested Monday for getting drunk and doing more than a few donuts on the front lawn of the Jennings County Sheriff's Office in North Vernon, Indiana.

Her impressive driving skills were caught on surveillance video.

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Alberto Castillo was caught at Miami International Airport after customs officials noticed an "unexplainable bulge" at his waist. The bulge turned out to be 10 birds from Cuba Alberto had sewn into his underwear.

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