Richmond Lewis in Boulder, CO waited a whole 8 minutes to commit a crime after being released from jail. To his credit, stealing a firetruck's quite the crime.

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Alexis Weber was arrested Tuesday for reasons we prefer not to put in writing. Go ahead and listen if you want, but it's gross.

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Her REAL name is Lisa Nagel, but when cops showed up at her door answering a disturbance call she identified herself as "Donald Duck."

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18-year-olds haven't yet fully developed, mentally, so we cut them a little slack. However, when they do something dumb in the name of social media popularity, we hold them accountable. When they record themselves engaged in said activity, we arrest them because they provided their own evidence.

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Kimberly Brown was found asleep in her Tesla AND in traffic on a Florida Interstate shortly after 2 o'clock in the morning. That's where the vehicle stopped after Kimberly hit autopilot and closed her eyes. The car does that when it detects the driver isn't aware enough to take control. Kimberly was not, she was twice the legal limit and really sleepy.

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Proofreading is important, so is the difference between "naturalist" and "naturist." The Cumbria Nature Festival had to learn this one the hard way.

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Cops in Cleveland pulled a woman over on the Interstate because she was only driving 38 mph (in a 60). They soon found out she'd been drinking, and was still drinking. Her excuse was ... less than persuasive.

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2 men were charged with impersonating an officer after they BOTH flashed fake badges during an altercation in Hyannis, Massachusetts. Neither man was really law enforcement.

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