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Listen at your own risk. If something calls your name from the woods during this one, do not answer it.

The spooky one. Colton and Cory build a Scary Movie Mount Rushmore and split hard on Backrooms: Colton gives it a 9.5, and Cory fell asleep twice and gives it a 5. Colton starts a new segment, Hold This L, for Ryan Murphy and this season of American Horror Story. Cory makes the case for Lanterns as a 10/10 and runs Trick or Treat Rapid Fire. Then the lights go off: Appalachian lore, Cory's night inside an abandoned school, the three knocks that ended Colton's dark-arts phase, and a firefighter's ghost story.

Question of the Week: Do you believe in ghosts? And if ghosts and spirits aren't the same thing, tell us why.

0:00 We're back: EP14 broke 400

3:33 Breast Cancer Awareness + send us your stories

5:02 New fridge, video on Spotify, Cory's glasses

10:04 It all started with the Hex Girls

12:31 John Green's new book

14:36 Cory's sister wanted a shout-out

16:55 American Horror Story is the worst TV ever

25:55 Scary Movie Mount Rushmore

31:52 Is YouTube the new movie studio?

34:37 Backrooms: 9.5 vs 5

42:38 Lanterns did everything right

52:49 Colton is not the fun police

53:40 Trick or Treat Rapid Fire

59:29 The Appalachians are older than dinosaurs

1:03:45 Stories from the mountains

1:11:33 We snuck into a haunted school

1:22:15 The old Shreveport jail

1:23:50 Three knocks on Colton's door

1:28:34 The firefighter story

1:34:07 Do you believe in ghosts?

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Spoilers for the first three episodes of American Horror Story Season 13 start at 11:29. Colton has not slept since. Proceed accordingly.

Colton watched the first three episodes of American Horror Story Season 13 the night they dropped. He came in with no sleep and a lot of opinions. He breaks down how the number 13 went from his favorite to his enemy (15:46), walks through the pentagram Christmas tree and the Black Dahlia's return (32:19), and lays out his Coven-vs-the-devil theory (47:51). Cory traces the curse of 13 from the Last Supper to Loki (54:18). The two rank the best first episodes (56:34), their top three scary movies (1:00:38), and the movies that scarred them as kids (1:08:58). Cory says he can take Chucky (1:22:28). Then the James Bond fight (1:53:33) and a katana-vs-sword argument that ends the episode (2:05:04).

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You were warned: two hours of Bleach cope, Kojima receipts, and gym-chocolate science, then the part we actually mean.

Episode 14 opens with the Demon Slayer fans who wanted Colton dead over a robot-apocalypse pick (1:35). Then Cory's new cut and the app that "serves" Colton the bottom of the barrel (3:23). Bleach TYBW episode 48 gets the full treatment. Colton says it was rushed but earns its hopelessness, Kubo really does hate Chad, and the scores land at 8.5 and 7.5 (10:52, 28:59). Cory says every new anime is a knockoff (30:58) and picks the anime worlds a regular person would never survive (32:32). American Horror Story goes to 30-minute episodes (34:00), and Colton asks when we stop making serial killers hot (37:08). Kojima says he and Sony are fine (42:32), Final Fantasy 7 adds auto-leveling (47:11), and Microsoft patents ads on your pause screen (50:14). Fallout, Kingdom Hearts, BioShock and Silent Hill 2 raised them (53:05). Smelling chocolate is worth 18 extra reps (1:04:41), then the Acme movie and Sydney Sweeney's bathwater soap (1:08:00). Bungie brings Destiny back (1:14:12), Colton lines up his October horror reads (1:19:10), and the ocean wins scariest (1:23:51). Cory closes on Suicide Prevention Awareness Month and the friend he lost, and Colton adds his side (1:29:01).

0:00 Almost at episode 20

1:35 The Demon Slayer fans wanted Colton dead

3:23 Cory's new cut and the bottom of the barrel

7:29 Aizen is still the goat

10:52 Bleach episode 48: rushed or perfect?

17:45 Kubo really does hate Chad

26:57 The most hopeless moments in anime

28:59 Bleach 48 scores and the final dates

30:58 Every new anime is a knockoff

32:32 Anime worlds you wouldn't survive

34:00 American Horror Story goes 30 minutes

37:08 Stop making serial killers hot

42:32 Kojima says he and Sony are fine

47:11 Final Fantasy 7 adds auto-leveling

50:14 Microsoft patents pause-screen ads

53:05 The game franchise that raised you

59:46 Pixel games and the handheld PC

1:04:41 Sniffing chocolate for 18 extra reps

1:08:00 The Acme movie and Sydney Sweeney's bathwater

1:14:12 Bungie brings Destiny back

1:17:10 Franchises that ruined their fans

1:19:10 Neuromancer and the October book lineup

1:23:51 Ocean or space: the verdict

1:27:01 Sub Urban's new EP

1:29:01 Suicide Prevention Awareness Month

1:48:02 Question of the Week

1:48:38 Spooky season

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