Against all odds, we have persevered through The Summer of the Puppet. Let it not be said that we do not follow through on questionable ideas.

And at the end of it all, we found one film that was emotionally scarring, one that was high art, one that was light fun, and one that was... underwhelming. I guess you get what you pay for with a direct-to-streaming Disney film.

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Imagine, if you will, a movie that acts like a play. Imagine singing that is sub-par and dancing that is pretty good, actually. Imagine tears welling up in one of our host’s eyes as a sitcom actor begs for death.

Imagine if we don’t actually talk about the plot of the film for about half an hour.

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This one? It's a good movie. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll experience creepy stop-motion cinema at its finest. However, you might have to watch Disney's original Pinocchio to actually enjoy it.

Also, Andy comes out of nowhere with some crazy Pinocchio book lore that absolutely would destroy any child reading it.

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