"Every pussy is special." Welcome back to Diary of an Ex-Ho! This week, I’m joined by the incredibly sharp and dry-witted Mixed Dahlia Bell, a queer comedian from Portland, Oregon. We dive deep into the logistics of "Creature Edition" Mary-Shag-Kill, the reality of "impromptu green room blowjobs," and why being a "bottom’s bottom" is a full-time job.Dahlia shares her "sexual awakening" story involving a red-headed proto-twink, her medically diagnosed "fat ass," and the hilarious (and slightly traumatic) David Bowie-inspired story of her very first hookup. If you’ve ever wondered if your husband is the love of your life or just a very dedicated stalker, this episode is for you!In this episode, we discuss:Mary-Shag-Kill: Godzilla vs. King Kong vs. Bigfoot (it gets logistical).Relationship Models: Navigating 54 years of parental codependency.Sexual Bucket Lists: Why Dahlia is saving a gangbang for retirement.The Labyrinth Effect: How David Bowie’s bulge changed everything.Comedy Life: Hooking up with audience members and the etiquette of "The Green Room."🕒 Key Moments0:00 – Welcome to Diary of an Ex-Ho!1:37 – Mary-Shag-Kill: The Creature Edition (Bigfoot Logistics)4:10 – Have you ever hooked up with someone because of comedy?6:18 – Growing up with 54 years of codependency9:15 – Celebrity crushes: Boy George & Cyndi Lauper11:42 – "You're kind of scary": Cheri on Dahlia’s dry delivery12:22 – The Crying Game & trans representation in the 90s15:00 – The reality of sex and aging (It’s a lot of lube)17:18 – The Sexual Bucket List: The "Starter" Gangbang20:41 – Medically diagnosed with a fat ass25:05 – The Labyrinth Story: A Catholic school boy and a moral crisis🔗 Connect with the GuestFollow Mixed Dahlia Bell for more dry wit and show dates:📸 Instagram: @mix.daliabelle🎟️ See her at Only the Baddest at Nosh Pit (Portland) on the 14th!🎙️ Support the PodcastIf you enjoyed this episode, please Subscribe, hit the Bell Icon, and leave a comment below!Follow Cheri Hardman: @CheriHardmanListen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts: [Search "Diary of an Ex-Ho"]#ComedyPodcast #DiaryOfAnExHo #CheriHardman #MixedDahliaBell #StandUpComedy #LGBTQComedy #SexPositive #PortlandComedy #TacomaComedyCheri Hardman is a comedian from Tacoma, WA. She performs all over the United States and also has a podcast called Diary of an Ex Ho where she talks to other comedians about their love lives. Cheri's humor is irreverent and often deals with adult topics. She is available for private parties such as bachelorette or birthday parties.Cheri produces 2 independent comedy shows that she can bring to your town, Roast Your Ex and Diary of an Ex Ho Live.You can find her current schedule on her website at https://www.cherihardman.com