Emily and Jasmine have taken two very different journeys in life since last episode. While Jasmine has been a stressed dog mom trying to keep her little gremlin alive, Emily is on her fitness game discovering she is one sturdy woman. Listen, sometimes your health journey looks a little different than others: some paths involve Pilates and in some paths you're a dog. This episode Emily cranks up the spice level and maybe make a Lizbit (or her dad) blush as she dives into some adult entertainment. Jasmine is headed back to New Orleans to dive into the legacy of a historical Virgo queen.

Emily and Jasmine have returned from Girls Trip and the perilous rapids that almost took them out. Listen, these two will go through hell and back to bring you another episode. That's dedication. This week, Emily is feeling the early 00s nostalgia and dives into some nostalgic internet. Jasmine however is raging on the internet and dives into the frustrating world of gambling-but-not-gambling.

Emily and Jasmine have been like two ships in the night, but they're finally back together to catch up Lizbit before they head out for Girls Trip. Listen, nothing is more therapeutic than a trip into the woods with your girls. Emily dives into a topic about animal welfare this episode and tells the tragic tale of a grand elephant. To get Emily and her pumped for their girls trip, Jasmine dives into the unique and thirstiest event that is held every year in a small town in West Virginia.

Emily has had some highs and lows this week. Malishka loves to keep Emily on her toes and keep her from musical shenanigans with Jasmine, but Emily still got to have her hostess moment. Listen on Dear Lizbit we go through those highs and lows together, as a family, and not in that weird corporate way your job tries to sell you. This week Emily, inspired by a previous topic, dives into a feminist author that truly knew the meaning of whimsy. Jasmine dives into a figure in Asian American history and accidentally makes Emily emotional.

Attention Lizbit, Emily and Jasmine did not fall into a black hole and are just now reappearing, Dear Lizbit now comes out every other week! Listen, as much as these two would love to yap at you every week, their landlords said they really have to stop trying to pay for rent with episode downloads and something about how that's not real currency. Weird, I know. This week, Emily dedicates an entire episode to put on her shining knight armor and defend her one friend's boyfriend's electrifying opinions. Jasmine dives into some jiggly American history and unexpectedly gets to know Emily a little bit better.

Emily and Jasmine are finally back and staying put for a minute. However, all that traveling may have made Jasmine sick. Listen, at least she got to see new sights and witness Midwestern kindness so maybe it was all worth it. Emily unfortunately can't remember what she did but don't worry, Jasmine remembers for her. This week, Emily dives further into what's ailing both Jasmine and Emily. Jasmine dives into the sweet treat found at every Chinese restaurant.

Dear Lizbit is having a Midwestern summer this year. Listen, these two can't think of a better region to spend their summers. With summer upon us, Emily and Jasmine also get ready to celebrate a birthday. This week, Emily dives into the history behind a prominent sponsor and favorite beverage in Pride history. Jasmine dives into a historical figure in Pride history.

Jasmine has managed to wrangle Emily down for another episode. Listen, the woman stays busy with online secondhand shopping but Jasmine is determined to both keep her coming back and bulk her up to her destined HulkEmily form. This episode, Emily wants to know what goes into the process behind what brings her favorite music to her home. Jasmine tries to be a runner and a track star this episode.