Santa’s on notice as Connery and Cowboy argue Krampus deserves the gig. A priceless crown gets wrecked in China (Cowboy has a very “non-scientific” explanation), AI sex bots are apparently outpacing humans in the kink department, and radioactive shrimp are back to haunt America. Plus: cancer-curing frog guts, the Bears flirting with Indiana, the Chiefs are headed to Kansas, Marvel resurrecting Captain America (again), and heartfelt—or unhinged—letters to Santa.

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Christmas is almost here, so Connery and DeHuff do the responsible thing and absolutely destroy Santa. A hospital allegedly loses part of a patient’s skull and thinks a $25 gas card fixes it. A guy in China tries to get a refund on his ex-fiancée for eating too much. Jake Paul gets his jaw broken by Anthony Joshua—should he finally stop boxing? The Cowboys are officially out, Jerry Jones has “plans,” Sean Payton fuels the Jaguars, and we debate which state would dominate Trump’s Patriot Games.

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Power outages are rolling across Colorado’s Front Range (thanks, Xcel Energy), and Connery is deeply concerned about the real victims: local strip clubs. Meanwhile, Zootopia 2 has accidentally inspired chaos in China, as a character named Gary leads young people to start buying venomous pit vipers. Aussie DeHuff weighs in on whether a deadly snake makes a good holiday gift (spoiler: probably not).

Merriam-Webster crowns its Word of 2025 as “slop,” a not-so-subtle jab at the flood of AI-generated garbage taking over the internet — including, potentially, this sentence. Colin Cowherd of FOX Sports shows unexpected love to Bo Nix and the Denver Broncos, and Broncos Wire breaks down exactly how Denver can win the AFC West and snag the #1 seed this weekend.

And finally, a reminder for humanity: wear clothes when you work out at a public gym. We shouldn’t have to say it, but here we are.

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