We came back! We recorded this ages ago but the summer got out of hand - please excuse our out of date references to contemporary events and settle down for your Autumn in Capeside, where events continue to be troubling.

Trigger warnings - Double dating with your ex, being tricked onto a double date because you're an easy mark and a pointless brunette, being used by your parents to telephone monitor their workplace affairs and your Marine Biology homework turning into the spectre of snails tragically f***ing each other to death. If any of these issues affect you, Dawson's Creek may have ruined your life.

What's the best way to get over someone do you reckon? Dawson thinks it's by going daytime clubbing with Jen's adult ex boyfriend, and we really don't think it's that, actually. Elsewhere, Joey has a crypto-pregnancy, Jen lights a lot of candles and Teen Queen Abbi Morgan enters her confused 90s feminist era.

Meanwhile, thousands of miles away from Capeside and decades in the future, Rachel gives some free and frank opinions on daytime raving in Halifax, Bryony admits to 'watching' this show with her eyes closed and our dear producer admits to enjoying the occasional WKD Blue...

Welcome back - quick fyi, all lighthearted allusions to MAFS in this episode were made before recent distressing events!

Down in Capeside, there's a new sports car in town and this time its driven by Old Man Billy, as Jen's Big City past comes back to haunt us all, most of all Dawson. Who doesn't want an old greaser staying in their bedroom and stealing their girl?

Elsewhere, Joey can't sleep, Pacey is a one man English Patient and Mitch n' Gail have to go scuba diving to save the marriage. Also, Bryony's excellent idea for a dating app inspired by Rachel's chaotic childhood and more allusions to one host's chronic cancer!