Apparently, "Where can we watch the World Cup?" translates to "Enjoy your one-mile walk."; What do you call hanging out with an Olympic champion and a couple of high profile political pundits, plus offering flight tips to help avoid missing a meeting with President Trump? Just another business trip for Dave; Unexpected political announcements - Lindsey Graham dead, Mitch McConnell alive; Sometimes a person deserves to get their butt kicked even if it is by a pastor; Flipping someone off is as much about attitude than a hand gesture, especially when you're 3; Don't sleep on Cut Off, bruh; and more.

An office cleaning turns into a trip down memory lane, including EVERYTHING you ever wanted to know about Dave's high school tennis tournament but afraid to ask; To some of us, getting and/or doing nothing on Father's Day is the best gift we could wish for; World Cup international visitors seem to like the US more than half of the US residents; Of course they love our food - chemicals will do that to you; The power of FIFA; It's heavy and it's free - but you've got to move it; A fancy rubber mallet; Explaining typing back in the day; The business of war - it's a great gig if you know the right people; and more.

Celebrating the arrival of the final remaining notification of the Republican-led Emancipation Proclamation; If you're upset about the UFC fight on the lawn of the White House, you might have selective outrage; Forget the Knicks come back games, how 'bout that Skechers comeback!; We won, let's go burn a school bus??; A socialist's view of economics - I don't understand it, I just want free stuff; Elon Musk is no longer a billionaire; Dave plans a Carnival Cruise - stay tuned for the onboard fight videos; Nabisco Saltine Crackers - mm, mm good; The overly helpful airport shuttle driver; Burying the lead in bad attempt at bragging on Facebook; If you're going to bungee jump, we recommend making sure the bungee cord is attached; It's time for Juan's wife to get home - the laundry pile is high; and more.

A BUCKET of Fireballs…X2!; Old stories with old cousins - yep, they’re funny every time; Divide the total dinner bill by 4, carry the one and then subtract the…; We don’t know what the Tourism Destination Fee in New Orleans is spent on, but we know what it’s not spent on; You don’t want the broken cork from your expensive bottle of wine, do you?; Please let Mickey Loomis be fired - Lord, hear our prayer; So you bet on the college football game you quarterbacked - where’s the harm?; and more.

Dave calls on his MacGyver, problem solving skills to hang a bird feeder; It was like being on the surface of the sun; Coach O's already earning his paycheck; Juan enjoys a day of standing in the pool while the neighbor screams at her kids; Eating Cheetos with chopsticks; Dave casts a provisional ballot - or whatever you call it - to avoid voter suppression; Even D&J opt out of Freedom 250 Show - "we ain't appearing with half of Milli Vanilli; AI skeptic Dave to speak at conference along with the who's who among AI developers; You can tell the type of neighborhood you're in by what's locked up at Home Depot; When the employee appreciation cookout goes wrong; Strolling through places where you don't belong; and more.

Juan hangs out with Dave's family; Why didn't we act foolish at our high school graduations? Because we knew there would be consequences; Back when small scholarships were more than enough; Geaux Tigahs - Coach O is back; Dorm showers and RAs that meant business; Prof. Dave goes back to school; How much are you willing to share with AI?; The business of scamming; If only fast food burgers tasted as good as they do in our minds; and more.

Dave steps up to the plate to rescue a bat; Mickey Ds put the brakes on self-serve drinks; Juan's mild opioid withdrawals; How was your Mother's Day;?; Is everything in New Orleans sketch-adjacent?; When the conference presenter is really just a salesman; Dollar Tree line etiquette; Back in our day, we knew how to brag; and more.

Juan's dad brings home the gold by taking care of the competition; DC's nerd prom goes off the rails; Governor Landry puts his anger and his accent on full display; Matador takes one in the butt; and more.