After approximately 53 minutes of random off topic talk and catching up, Rachel and Jake get down to what will be their ill fated coverage of Chrono Trigger! Enjoy our one off episode talking about the beginning of this beloved classic!

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Intro: Star-Stealing Girl (The Girl Who Stole The Stars) by mikedoesaudio .mp3

Outro: Get Your Body Beat by Combichrist

After way too long WERE BACK!!! And uploading an episode recorded earlier in the year. Once thought to be lost in a files corruption issue, our finale to the Damn Chocobo run through Final Fantasy IV is ready for your listening displeasure. Enjoy, or don't. But preferably do, because the game is super good! Kain and Cecil and crew get up to shenanigans and then beat up a big evil guy. Classic stuff. All that and more on the latest episode of DAAAAAAAMMMNN CHOCOBOOOOO!!!!

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Intro: Dreams of Glory OC_ReMix By Argle

Outro: Pain by Boy Harsher

Celebrating the end of 2025 and beginning of 2026 by getting our butt's kicked in the legendary series "Marvel vs Capcom". Discussions of highs and lows of the last year along with our history with the MvC series. It's fun for the whole family (actually no, its honestly not, do not expose this nonsene to your kids!).

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It takes about 50ish minutes to get to proper Final Fantasy IV talk however we spend the first chunk discussing, Final Fantasy in Magic the Gathering, the Final Fantasy Tactics Remake, and remakes in general. What else needs to be said? Listen to the show gosh darnit!

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Intro: Streets of Mysidia by RebeccaETripp

Outro: Cherry by the Used

After almost 44 minutes of talk about Magic the Gathering (and weirdly, Football games of all things) we get down to talking about the subject at hand - the largely considered first game in the Final Fantasy Series to "nail" the formula - FINAL FANTASY IV!!!!

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Intro: Red Wings - Electric Orchestral Remix by Nailik

Outro: Morningstar - AFI

Rachel and Jake FINALLY (after an insane delay) return to share their feelings and experience of playing the last 1/3 of the Final Fantasy VII Remake. (Spoilers - it fucking rules).

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Intro: One Winged Angel (in the style of Doom Eternal) by geoffplaysguitar

Outro DArkSide by Bring Me the Horizon

After losing the file for many months (due to technical issues) we luckily were able to recover our year end finale to 2024! SO MONTHS LATE - enjoy us saying goodbye to 2024 and hello 2025!

After 23 minutes of our usal nonsense Rachel & Jake get down to it on the 2nd episode of their run in Final Fantasy VII Remake! Cloud being too cool for school, Aerith being absolutely adorable, Reno being a little prick, Rude being a very supportive boyfriend, some good ol fashioned crossdressing shenanigans AND A WHOLE LOT OF SAD DRAMA await on the latest beautiful disaster we call DAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOO!!!!

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Intro: Underneath the Rotting Pizza Lofi by Rifti Beats

Outro: This Time Imperfect by AFI