We pulled up in face masks, zero makeup, and maximum honesty. Today we’re getting into real self-care (and what that actually looks like beyond skincare), our upcoming New York trip, and the chaotic travel stories from Bretman’s tour era - including getting stuck in an elevator, near-death San Francisco drives, and one very unforgettable car hookup.

We also talk hookup culture, knowing your status, consent, boundaries, and why our “fun era” looks a lot different now.

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Baddies, ho ho hold up - we’ve got a real treat for you today. Bretman and Miss Kaaaye start the episode stone-cold sober (because it built the suspense, okay?), then immediately yeet ourselves into a puff-coded universe, complete with coughing adlibs, knitted-blanket rejection, and the illusion that fifth-grade was a core memory we fully absorbed.

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Cat is BACK, the cinnamon rolls are BUSTING, and our Friendsgiving energy is… chaotic at best. In today’s episode, Cat returns from the “where is she?!” rumors with baked goods that have Bretman and Miss Kay fully feral. We catch up on Friendsgiving plans, Chef K dinners, LA trips, Wicked tears, and the very dramatic communication meltdown that had Miss Kay feeling left behind (and Bretman defending himself like it’s court TV). Plus: Cat’s GLP-1 era, Ozzy’s secret fan club, and a whole lot of November delusion. Pull up a plate, grab a cinnabussy roll, and welcome Cat back into the chaos.

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