Today on DONE, the #1 comedy podcast from best friends Dara Katz and Betsy Kenney: the gals discuss personality disorders (they have them all) and people who say “IT’S GOING!” when you ask how they’re doing. plus a bonus sneak peek at the next episode of Diarrhea, a serialized podcast about a case of defenestrated diarrhea that was thrown out of a second-story window 22 years ago.

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Today on Done, the #1 comedy podcast from best friends Dara Katz and Betsy Kenney, the gals gab about Betsy hosting the Philly Parallel Parking competition, Chicago's recent Apple Fest kerfuffle and why they are done with entire-family costumes and squirrels living their best lives. Ah, you know it's fall when a squirrel is knocking on your window demanding you turn up the heat upstairs. Thanks for listening! @done.podcast

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In this episode of DONE, Betsy talks about her worst nightmare: someone posting about their own birthday on social media before she's had a chance to wish them happy birthday herself and Dara talks about how everyone at Starbucks in Target are government plants. Plus two ain't done yets that are guaranteed to make you lol. Follow us on social media and send to your friends!

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EXCERPT FROM NYT INTERVIEW OF DONE PODCAST HOSTS: "Jesus Mary and Joseph! Get your doity paws off that string cheese," comedian, podcaster and mother of two Betsy Kenney whispers to herself from the stands of her son's dojo. It's been a struggle holding in her extreme sensory disgust of a million little hands touching snacks, floor, mouths in the martial arts facility. Next to her, sporting an over-dyed button-up fresh from her Suay Community Bath haul, Dara Katz, undisclosed multi-hyphenate, toggles between sourdough influencer insta profiles and the verses they quote in their bios with her pocket-size New Testament. "Hmmm..." she ponders. "Who WAS John?" As the Done podcast hosts multitask and ruminate, they are simultaneously taken aback by as bald man sits down in front of them. They tap his shoulder: "We are straight married women, but we're horny!"

The one and only Casey Jost drops a dislike on something he's absolutely done with.

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In this episode of DONE, Dara is DONE with Football & War (men, CHOOSE ONE!), and Betsy is DONE with seeing dads in no-show socks (it’s like seeing them in their underwear). Plus, two Ain’t Done Yets that might make you run out and buy a new magazine!

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On this episode of Done.... ABC and 123: pencils down, heads up! It's back-to-school! Betsy and Dara are back in the pod shining a much-needed light on the Containerfication Commodification Dictation aka why do I want to buy so many containers for all my junk all the time?! It must end. So must adults who use the word "tummy" when referring to themselves. Tell us what's really happening or just excuse yourself and use the bathroom like a normal person and take some Pepto. (But also hope you feel better). Follow us at @done.podcast

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On this week’s Done, Betsy and Dara talk about the horror of seeing a photo of yourself from behind and the scam that is “Made By Real Moms” labels. Plus, they discuss just how snapped Tony the Tiger is.

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Dara and Betsy hold vigil for the once-great monuments of human civilization: grocery and shoe shopping. Now, these dead and dying arts are nary more than strained humiliation rituals through the bottleneck of life. How many times will "help" be on the way to make sure you're not stealing any non-organic mangos? Who cares if the shoe fits if you're also taking home a gnarly case of plantar warts? Bring back human grocery baggers! Bring pack protective food peds! Open the gates and seize the day! Unionize REI once and for all! Must we all become our own 24601???? Thanks for listening girlies!!! Let us know what books you're reading and follow us at @done.podcast on instagram.

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