What is DIVX?? It’s a super convenient way to rent movies without rentals or late fees. Simply go to Circuit City, buy a DIVX disc and DIVX DVD player, connect the player to your phone line, call to activate the disc for 48hrs, call back if you want to watch it again for a fee, call back a third time if you want to purchase your movie for an additional fee, or just go all the way back to Circuit City to recycle the disc. IT’S THAT EASY!

Join Justin and Steve as Disasterpiece explores one of the biggest failures in the home media market and a harbinger of doom for the entire film industry.

It’s high art! It’s shlock trash! It’s maybe a money laundering scheme?! It’s AFTER LAST SEASON, a true oddity of a film that manages to simultaneously be the most abstract and literal-minded movie you’ve ever seen. This week Justin and Steve meld their brains to explore the mind of filmmaker Mark Region. Not only is this director surrounded by mystery, but the boys have reason to believe he doesn’t exist at all.

What kind of artist uses one of the most expensive formats to film the worst sets you’ve ever seen? Who spends time writing dialogue as bland as this? The truth is… we might never know. AFTER LAST SEASON is a puzzle inside an enigma, covered in 8x10 loose-leaf paper.

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Steve & Justin are here in NYC to shed some light on SPIDER-MAN: TURN OFF THE DARK. The multimillion-dollar Broadway musical-Disasterpiece that flopped so hard it should have killed the movie musical adaptation trend before it even started. Unfortunately, all it killed was its producer, even if it didn’t stop trying to end the lives of various cast members.

Can the boys weave their way through this wild web of questionable decision-making? Will anyone ever understand what aging Irish rock stars Bono and The Edge have to say about a teenager from Queens? And most importantly…can a freak like me get some company?

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We’re wrapping up CATASTANIC by going back out to sea with TITANIC II. It’s not a sequel to 1997’s TITANIC, but the creative minds at The Asylum film company sure want to trick your Nana into thinking it is.

Wave goodbye to Justin and Steve as they board the maiden voyage of a ship that has less of a chance of crossing that ocean than a cruise liner made of concrete. This D-tier action thriller is more POSEIDON ADVENTURE than romantic-tragedy as it tries to raise the stakes of the catastrophe it’s exploiting, with less than 1% of the budget of the movie it’s trying to capitalize on. But even with lame stunts, atrocious CGI, impossible logic, a script held together with chewing gum, and the cultural impact of throwing a pebble into the ocean… It’s still one of the most successful releases under The Asylum name.

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It’s TITANIC: THE BOARD GAME: THE DISASTERPIECE EPISODE!! It’s still smooth sailing for us as we continue to celebrate CATASTANIC, a month-long look at the craziest Titanic-inspired disasters. And this week, with the help of Ellen Gutoskey and Paul Ramsdell, Justin and Steve roll the dice on a board game that wants all of the namesake that comes with the Titanic, but none of the tragedy. And it ends up being just as boring and uneventful as a cruise that doesn’t hit an iceberg. It may be totally lacking in gameplay, fun, strategy, and logic, but at least the board is pretty to look at, and the public can now know what it felt like to win the famous Titanic weightlifting competition.

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We’re back with more CATASTANIC! A month-long exploration of Titanic-inspired pop culture disasters. This week, it’s one of the biggest unsolved mysteries in the history of Hollywood… Who spiked James Cameron's TITANIC's entire cast and crew with PCP?? And why did they put it in a chowder? And how does NO ONE remember what kind of chowder it was? Was it revenge against the megalomaniac director? Was it to settle a score with fussy eater Billy Paxton? And where the hell was Gloria Stewart when this all went down?? The DISASTERPIECE boys are on the case! They just need to down a few dozen beers and smoke a bag of joints first. Join them as they crack the cold case of the TITANIC PCP mystery and ask the question, ‘Was this the only 12 hours where James Cameron was actually fun to be around?’

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it’s April and we’re launching CATASTANIC! A month-long exploration of the craziest TITANIC-inspired disasters in pop culture. And we’re starting with the 1999 Italian/North Korean (!) produced animated film THE LEGEND OF THE TITANIC. An animated movie that dares to ask the question: “What if, like, no one died on the Titanic, and it had, like, talking animals, magic moon-beam tears, and a shakr jail n sh*t??”

Come below deck with Steve and Justin as they try to make sense of this DISASTERPIECE and fall in love with the cutest Kraken in cinema history.

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IT’S TIME TO SLAM!! This week Justin and Steve break out the knee pads and mouth guards to take a look at SLAMBALL, a combination of basketball and gymnastics that was the greatest hybrid sport since some nerd combined frisbee and golf.

So what happens when you put trampolines on a basketball court? Many people get hurt and viewers like to tune in to watch it once. From its humble inception drawn on a cocktail napkin, Mason Gordon’s SLAMBALL hopes were as high as its acrobatic players. Unfortunately, the grip of gravity is inescapable, and in less than 3 years it all came crashing down. Did the world need or want a new sport? Probably not. But boy oh boy are we happy about the insane highlight reels that will live on forever on YouTube. SLAM IT

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