Dear NAW,

Debí tirar más fotos de cuando te tuve
Debí darte más besos y abrazos las veces que pude
Ey, ojalá que los míos nunca se muden
Y si hoy me emborracho, pues, que me ayuden

We love you,

CWNP

Shams Charania, delete your twitter account and never bother us again.

Giannis might be a Timberwolf. We beat OKC. We love Minneapolis

MC JON B IS HERE! We talked about the last week, in which the Wolves went 0-3. We did the "MC Jon B" draft.

The Wolves are making us look dumb cuz they're playing really great and cohesive basketball right now. Welcome to the league, Joan Beringer.

- CAN RUDY ACTUALLY WIN DPOTY?

- WE'RE NOT TALKING ENOUGH ABOUT HOW GOOD ANT IS

- CHRIS FINCH: DYNASTY (WHISTLE) KILLER?

- TRADE DEADLINE PREVIEW: WOLVES TRADE TARGETS

Well. It's been a week guys. We discuss how rancid the vibes are with our new DurfGPT, which almost sounds like the real Nate, who you know is on his 6-month CWNP-mandated paid Paternal Leave (we are pro-family and actually fund programs in favor of children and families as opposed to funding luxury boomer socialism + corporate bailouts). We also breakdown who from the Timberwolves we're willing to trade ahead of the deadline (spoiler: a lot of them).

Surprise Christmas Drop! Brandon, Jordan, and Kai from WolvesBoxScores go Christmas shopping and get gifts for the Wolves roster. There's more milk talk than you'd expect in this one. Hi Johnny Juzang.